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Some hawt women for the lads and the women, too!

Siouxsie Sioux
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kaRIN from Collide
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Shikhee from Android lust
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I'd hit the middle one. The top one I'd run from. The bottom one would take beer goggles and a dry spell.
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Hey girls, and boys, we forgot one:

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Christine Baranski - She is completely against my "type," but there is something about her that shouts sexy to me.

This is my usual type:

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The younger (but not too young) the better for Helena. She still is very sexy, but she is heart yearningly so in the early days of her career.

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Isabella Rossellini - Sexy, smart, beautiful, and a great accent.

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Emma Thompson, particularly in the The Tall Guy as Kate Tampon uhh...Lemon. Brilliant, funny as f*ck, and sees right through everything.

There is of course the usual that everyone puts like Salma Hayek, and such, but I think those are givens.
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I have to agree with you Cagliostro, but mostly because my wife is often compared to Baranski.
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If I took up archery again after all these years, would it meke me sexy?

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deer of the dawn wrote:Image
(The one on the left, Sarge.)
I think Zormie will disagree with you. She is into the wee men. the more hair on them, the better, too. She has messaged me a lot about her sexy ewok collection. I started coughing up hairballs just thinking about it.
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:) To each, their own! I forgot about the wee, hairy men thing going on here... Io, good one. The Getaway was a great flick (the original one).
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A fairly hairy Clint Eastwood - I loved those spaghetti westerns.

And, What's it all about, Alfie?

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deer of the dawn wrote:Image
(The one on theright, Sarge.)
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Ananda wrote:
deer of the dawn wrote:Image
(The one on the left, Sarge.)
I think Zormie will disagree with you. She is into the wee men. the more hair on them, the better, too. She has messaged me a lot about her sexy ewok collection. I started coughing up hairballs just thinking about it.
:haha::haha:

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PLEASE.

GIVE.

ME. NOW.



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You know she's hot when she can do a sexy pic with eyes closed. Om nom nom.
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Zorm wrote:
Ananda wrote:
deer of the dawn wrote:Image
(The one on the left, Sarge.)
I think Zormie will disagree with you. She is into the wee men. the more hair on them, the better, too. She has messaged me a lot about her sexy ewok collection. I started coughing up hairballs just thinking about it.
:haha::haha:

Is there a better way to balance a long love for Giants?
Judging by her PM responses, Ananda's getting increasingly fixated with the Waynhim after discovering that the ur-viles actually sport tufts of hair in unexpected places. Their tamer cousins are apparently balder and thus in her opinion about 20% hawter/more droolable, plus grey is in during this season.
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Zorm wrote:
Ananda wrote:
deer of the dawn wrote:Image
(The one on the left, Sarge.)
I think Zormie will disagree with you. She is into the wee men. the more hair on them, the better, too. She has messaged me a lot about her sexy ewok collection. I started coughing up hairballs just thinking about it.
:haha::haha:

Is there a better way to balance a long love for Giants?
Judging by her PM responses, Ananda's getting increasingly fixated with the Waynhim after discovering that the ur-viles actually sport tufts of hair in unexpected places. Their tamer cousins are apparently balder and thus in her opinion about 20% hawter/more droolable, plus grey is in during this season.
True, but I did further calculations and it turns out they are 'nice guys' which makes them about 150% less hawt, thus reducing their overall hawtness to only one strawberry on the hotness scale out of five. :( Will have to just shave the urviles, I think.
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I'll take one of these served on a bed of butterscotch pudding and liberally smothered in whipped cream please...
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deer of the dawn wrote::) To me, my own! I forgot about the confused gender type of man.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:
I'll take one of these served on a bed of butterscotch pudding and liberally smothered in whipped cream please...
An ur-vile? 8O :twisted:
Better be a loremaster, then.
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Ananda, don't forget that the Waynhim are wee-er than the ur-viles. That has to count for something. :)

Sarge, pierced nipples are a deal-breaker for me. Gehhh. :no:
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deer of the dawn wrote:Ananda, don't forget that the Waynhim are wee-er than the ur-viles. That has to count for something. :)

Sarge, pierced nipples are a deal-breaker for me. Gehhh. :no:
Good point about the wee-ness, Deer. But, it is Zormie who is into the little folk, not me. I'm into the hairless, roynish, gaping nostrils type with a huge dagger.

Also, what's wrong with pierced nipples?!?!
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