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It's totally me. Can't you tell?
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I'm all the Donaldons who are pretrending to be Donaldson while being Donaldson hiding the fact I am ... Terry Pratchett.
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Vader wrote:I'm all the Donaldons who are pretrending to be Donaldson while being Donaldson hiding the fact I am ... Terry Pratchett.
Dear SRD, Vader iteration,
My wife says top writing, she can't stand the books, and stands the fact
I think they're great even less well.
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Suprise - your wife is Donaldson as well.
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I am Donald's Son, but, I'm not Stephen.

Though my ex is Steve
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One of you Donaldsons needs to write more Gap books. NOW.

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I am...

Oddjack the Acid Clown (available for Mitzvahs, kid's birthdays, etc)

Roy Downs (author of various Gomer Black writings)

dennisrwood (no one remembers him.)

Sgt. Wood (work only)

Sgt. Null (and will be again some day)

Sgt. Kafka (no one misses him.)

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There is no way I am going to follow Sarge's example and own up to all my roles. Some are relatively well known, 'tis true. Others not so much.
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Savor Dam wrote:There is no way I am going to follow Sarge's example and own up to all my roles. Some are relatively well known, 'tis true. Others not so much.
so you are srd?
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Have you seen SRD and me in the same room, Sarge?

No, I am not SRD; neither are you. We three have all beein in the same place at the same time.
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Well... we have already established that the guy pretending to be SRD is actually a hired actor named Higgins O'Higgins. Therefore you COULD be SRD if your alias wrote poetry with questionable iambic pentameter.... but since you are all about the haiku it's ruling you out.
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Haiku? Me??

I think the last two poetry posts under my name are the Ode To The Tentacle Which Has Caught Me (not my best work) and and an untitled set of naughty limericks about Quagmire from Family Guy, both submitted in the Win Wayfriend's money contest.

I did craft some bad haiku in Mallory's long ago when Owlie and I were actively playing there...years ago.

There is some guy in a mask around here that seems to write a lot of haiku, but his name escapes me.
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Were I Donaldson
In some Dread Poet guise, oh
What fun I could have.
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I have lots of fun
But I am not Donaldson
Just slave to the pun
Yes, I am an alt
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so srd was at the dinner and everyone at the dinner was not srd, so avatar i srd...
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You may be on to something there, Sarge. :twisted:

Guess it is now up to Av to show up next year and prove he is not SRD.
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Or he could just stay away and preserve the mystery. :lol:

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:Well... we have already established that the guy pretending to be SRD is actually a hired actor named Higgins O'Higgins.
Exactly. An actor hired by Jenn. Only Jenn could get away with recruiting some fanboy who read the Chrons 10 times and convince people that he's actually SRD. Jenn writes the scripts. Jenn is SRD.

Logic, I has it.

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Yes, but that would mean I would have had to have written "Lord Foul's Bane before the age of 9 since it was first published when I was nine years old. It's got to be someone who is in their fifties.
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Bah. I am in my fifties...and past the midpoint thereof. SRD is a good ten years older than I am.
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