Knowing when to replace your roof

[mayceegreene]

A roof’s job is pretty thankless. Homeowners generally only notice it when it’s not doing its job. However, if you’re a homeowner, you should take another look at your roof, especially if your home has been around for 20 or more years. Roofs need repaired or replaced on occasion and it’s much better to be proactive about it than to wait until the biggest rainstorm of the year hits to do something about that leak.
Symptoms of roof problems

A lot of people don’t know what to look for when deciding whether their roof needs work done. Here are some common signs to look out for:
· Algae growth
· Damaged flashing
· Buckling
· Curling, blistering, warped, or missing shingles
· Ceiling spots
· Rotting, splitting, or excessive granule accumulation in gutters or downspouts

Hire a reputable roofing contractor

The presence of one or several of these symptoms doesn’t necessarily mean your whole roof needs replaced, but they do mean your roof needs some repairs done. The best way to know for sure is to have a licensed roofing contractor come and inspect your roof. The National Roofing Contractors Association (NRCA) suggests that in order to make sure the contractor you select is reputable, you should check that the its permanent place of business is real and that is has a legitimate tax identification number. You are also within your rights to ask for references from prior customers and to ask about what types of workmanship warranties they offer.

Admin Edit: I took the links out, and deleted the spamming user, but the replies were fun so I left the thread for the moment. Mods can delete it if they want. In the meanwhile, we can rank for "roof" instead of whoever hired the people who posted this. (Not that they probably have much chance for such a broad keyword...)

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[Rigel]

A desk's job is pretty thankless. Desk owners generally only notice it when it's not doing its job. However, if you're a deskowner, you should take another look at your desk, especially if your desk has been around for 20 or more years. Desks need [to be] repaired or replaced on occasion and it's much better to be proactive about it than to wait until the desk collapses on your floor.

Symptoms of desk problems

A lot of people don't know what to look for when deciding whether their desk needs work done. Here are some common signs to look out for:
- Algae growth
- Damaged siding
- Buckling
- Curling, blistering, warped, or missing panels
- Water marks
- Rotting, splitting, or excessive granule accumulation

Hire a reputable desking contractor


The presence of one or several of these symptoms doesn't necessarily mean your whole desk needs [to be] replaced, but they do mean your desk needs some repairs done. The best way to know for sure is to have a licensed desking contractor come and inspect your desk. The National Desking Contractors Association (NDCA) suggests that in order to make sure the contractor you select is reputable, you should not find them in spam posts like this one. You are also within your rights to ask for references from prior customers and to ask about what types of workmanship warranties they offer.

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[Vader]

A blow jo ....


No, I better stop.

[wayfriend]

A lot of people don't know what to look for when deciding whether their post is spam. Here are some common signs to look out for:
- New member growth
- damaged integrity
- OTing
- marketing, advertising, or linking
- post count of 1
- obliviousness

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Removed the links and the user. Left the thread for the discretion of the mods. See my edit above.

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[sgt.null]

Hello my name is travis i have five kids and a wife and have bad teeth have my teeth have been pulled and it is hard to eat. i have good job just cant afford to get teeth fixed i have applied through the state to get help but i work too many hours per month. I cant get a loan bad credit due to hospital bills for my five kids i can afford payments i would just like to smile again or be able to kiss my wife i need help thanks for reading

[Vader]

Hello my name is travis i have five kids and a wife and have bad teeth have my teeth have been pulled and it is hard to eat. i have good job just cant afford to get teeth fixed i have applied through the state to get help but i work too many hours per month. I cant get a loan bad credit due to hospital bills for my five kids i can afford payments i would just like to smile again or be able to kiss my wife i need help thanks for reading

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[deer of the dawn]

A belly button’s job is pretty thankless. Human beings generally only notice it when it’s not doing its job. However, if you’re a human being, you should take another look at your belly button, especially if your body has been around for 20 or more years. Belly buttons need repaired or replaced on occasion and it’s much better to be proactive about it than to wait until the biggest lint ball of the year hits to do something about that fuzz.
Symptoms of belly button problems

A lot of people don’t know what to look for when deciding whether their belly button needs work done. Here are some common signs to look out for:
• Algae growth
• Enlargement or swelling
• Buckling
• Curling, blistering, warped, or missing belly button
• belly button spots
• Rotting, splitting, or excessive fuzz accumulation

Hire a reputable belly button contractor

The presence of one or several of these symptoms doesn’t necessarily mean your whole belly button needs replaced, but they do mean your belly button needs some repairs done. The best way to know for sure is to have a licensed belly button contractor come and inspect your belly button. The National Belly Button Contractors Association (NBBCA) suggests that in order to make sure the contractor you select is cute, you should check that the its permanent place of business is real and that is has a legitimate tax identification number. You are also within your rights to ask for references from prior customers and to ask about what types of workmanship warranties they offer.

[sgt.null]

[Creator]

To lock or not to lock ... that is the question ...

Hmmm ... let's see what Gen Dis is supposed to be about:

Free, open, general chat on any topic.

Guess jobs (of various kinds ) and belly button lint fit the "any topic" criteria! I will leave it to my much more active co-mods to impose any restrictions they see fit! (or list other interesting "jobs"! )

[Vraith]

Further belly button safety information:

Your belly button is designed for surface cleaning and maintenance ONLY!
NEVER insert anything larger than an elbow into you belly button.
NEVER remove belly button detritus with chemicals, especially acids and/or flammable substances, nor any bearing warnings concerning skin contact.
Insertion and/or utilization of objects such as screwdrivers or other tools to manipulate the belly button will void all warranties.
[including, but not limited to death and/or ass falling off due to removal of belly button].

[Savor Dam]

Heh. Always a pleasure to see Creator appear here with his Mod hat worn at a rakish angle. Were he not perusing the Watch to see how his April Fools prank fared, would he have noticed this thread? Of course...no sparrow falls, and all that.

(Yes, I could definitely pay more attention to the forum I moderate. Not throwing stones, just joshing a fellow mod who pulled the most compelling prank of this year's 1 April.)

Innie ma tov u'ma outie, shevet achim gam yachad.

(paraphrasing Psalm 133: "Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for Innies and Outies to dwell together in unity!")

[Iolanthe]

Further belly button safety information:

NEVER insert anything larger than an elbow into you belly button.

And you should never put anything smaller than your elbow in your ear!

[aliantha]

To lock or not to lock ... that is the question ...

Hmmm ... let's see what Gen Dis is supposed to be about:

Free, open, general chat on any topic.

Guess jobs (of various kinds ) and belly button lint fit the "any topic" criteria! I will leave it to my much more active co-mods to impose any restrictions they see fit! (or list other interesting "jobs"! )

I'm not gonna delete it. Y'all are having too much fun.

[peter]

A retail assistant's job is pretty thankless. Shoppers generally only notice them when they're not doing their job; however, if your a shopper you should take another look at your shop assistant, especially if their 20, female and have t... - sorry I'm losing track here. Shop assistants get old and crackly and need replacing every so often and it's much better to be proactive about it than to wait until the biggest shitstorm of the year hits and then try and do something about the freak.

Symptoms of retail assistant problems:-

Unsightly nasal hair growth (especially if .... contaminated).
Flashing (of any kind)
Buckling (What is an Arab Strap anyway)
Curling, blistering, warped or missing body parts
Spots!
Rotting, spitting or exessive granule accumulation in the gutters or down pants

Hire a reputable axeman for the job and make the severence quick and painless.

Presence of one or more of these symptoms dosen't necessarily mean the whole assistant needs replacing, just those parts that are offensive to the eye or nose of the discerning retail theraspist. Take adice from one of our registered pallid lilley-livered whistle-blowers and most of all remember, because they serve you doesn't mean they like you.

[sgt.null]