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A negative pressure ventilator
(often referred to colloquially
as an iron lung) is a form of
medical ventilator that enables
a person to breathe when normal
muscle control has been lost or
the work of breathing exceeds
the person's ability. It has been
almost entirely superseded by
Positive pressure ventilation intubation.
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Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Batman!
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The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
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[Klouny]

Poprosi menya'.

Ogon'ki privychnye
Gasnut i konchayutsya.
Tol'ko bezrazlichnye,
Fanari kochayutsya

Mysli postoronnie
Lishnie ne novye
I potustaronnie
Zavodnye klouny

Zavodnye klouny
Sinie I krasnya
Zavodnye klouny
I slova naprasnye

Luchshe poprosi menya
I prosnemsya novymi
I prosnemsya sil'nymi
Tol'ko poprosi menya

Poprosi menya'

Sinie krasnya
Krasnye naprasnye
Krasnye sinie
I sovsem bessil'nye

Samye obychnye
I sovsem ne novye
Kukly bez razlichnye
Zavodnye klouny

Na chetyre storony
Vse chetyre levye
A po pyatoi klouny
Kukly ne umelye

Luchshe poprosi menya
I prosnemsya novymi
I prosnemsya sil'nymi
Tol'ko poprosi menya
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Borderline personality disorder (BPD) (called emotionally unstable personality disorder, borderline type in the ICD-10) is a personality disorder characterized by unusual variability and depth of moods.[1] These moods may secondarily affect cognition and interpersonal relationships.[n 1]

Other symptoms of BPD include impulsive behavior, intense and unstable interpersonal relationships, unstable self-image, feelings of abandonment and an unstable sense of self.[2] People with BPD often engage in idealization and devaluation of themselves and of others, alternating between high positive regard and heavy disappointment or dislike.[3] Self-harm and suicidal behavior are common and may require inpatient psychiatric care.[4]

This disorder is only recognized by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fourth Edition, Text Revision (DSM-IV-TR) in individuals over the age of 18. However, symptoms of BPD can also be found in children and adolescents. Without treatment, symptoms may worsen, potentially leading to suicide attempts.[n 2]

There is an ongoing debate about the terminology of this disorder, especially the word "borderline."[5][6] The ICD-10 manual refers to this disorder as Emotionally unstable personality disorder and has similar diagnostic criteria. There is related concern that the diagnosis of BPD stigmatizes people with BPD and supports discriminatory practices.[7]
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Früher habe ich einmal in meiner unschuldigen Jorgen
d denken (und ich war einmal so unschuldig wie Sie),
dass jemand eines Tages möglicherweise kommen
meinen Weg, und dann sollte ich wissen, was am
besten zu tun ist.Und wenn er Geld bekommen
hatte, und schien ein netten Kerl und seine
Arbeitstag Hemden waren weiß wie Schnee,
und wenn er wusste, wie man eine Mädchen
mit der gebotenen behandeln Respekt, ich
hätte zu ihm, "Nein!" sagenDas ist wo Sie
halten Sie Ihren Kopf verschraubt und bestehen
laufende müssen langsam.Sicher, der Mond wird
die ganze Nacht Leuchten, sicher ist das Boot
auf dem Fluss, eng, gefesselt, der ist so
etwas gehen kann.Oh, Sie können nicht
zurücklehnen, Sie müssen bleiben kalt am
Herzen, Oh, Sie dürfen nicht zulassen,
dass Ihre Gefühle zeigen.Ach, könnte im
Moment fühlen Sie es, Oh, dann Ihre
einzigen Antwort, "Nein!" startenDie erste,
die kam war ein Mann von Kent, und alles,
was ein Mann sein sollte.Zweite gehören
drei Schiffe nach unten am Wopping, und
der dritte war verrückt nach mir.Wie sie
hatten Geld, und alles schien nett Chaps
und ihren Arbeitstag Hemden waren weiß
wie Schnee und da sie wusste, wie man
eine Mädchen mit der gebotenen behandeln
und respektieren, jedes Mal, wenn ich sagte
ihnen: Das wenn ich gebraucht ist um
meinen Kopf verschraubt erhalten und
ich entschied für Takeit langsam mich.Sicher,
der Mond könnte die ganze Nacht Leuchten,
sicher war das Boot auf dem Fluss, eng,
gefesselt, der ist soweit Dinge gehen könnte
.Oh, Sie können nicht zurücklehnen, Sie
müssen bleiben kalt am Herzen, Oh, Sie
dürfen nicht zulassen, dass Ihre Gefühle
zeigen.Ach, könnte im Moment fühlen Sie
es, Oh, dann Ihre einzigen Antwort, "Nein!"
startenAber dann eines Tages, und der Tag
war blau, kam einen Mann, der überhaupt
nicht bitten.Und er ging und hing seinen
Hut an den Nagel von meinem kleinen
Dachboden und was passiert ist, ich kann
mich nicht erinnern.Und wie er hatte kein
Geld und war kein netten Kerl, und seine
Hemden Sonntag waren nicht wie Schnee,
und da er hatte keine Ahnung von Behandlung
eines Mädchens mit der gebührenden Respekt,
ich könnte nicht sagen ihm: "Nein!"Das ist der
Tag, die, den meinen Kopf nicht geschraubt
war, auf und zur Hölle mit Goingslow!Ach ja,
der Mond so klar glänzen konnte und hell,
Oh, das Boot gehalten treiben stromabwärts
in dieser Nacht, das war, wie er hatte einfach
zu gehen.Oh, Sie können nicht zurücklehnen,
Sie müssen bleiben kalt am Herzen, schließlich
musst du deine Gefühle zeigen zu lassen.Oh,
Moment, den Sie kennen es möglicherweise
gestartet, und es gibt keine Zeit zu sagen, "Nein!"
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1.absurd situation: a ridiculous situation in which everything goes wrong or becomes a sham



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El pato es el nombre común de un gran número
de especies de la familia de las aves Anatidae,
que también incluye cisnes y gansos. Los patos
se dividen entre varias subfamilias en la familia
del Anatidae; no representan un grupo monofilético
(el grupo de todos los descendientes de una sola
especie ancestral común), sino una forma taxón,
ya que los cisnes y los gansos no se consideran los
patos. Los patos son sobre todo pájaros acuáticos,
sobre todo más pequeños que los cisnes y los gansos,
y pueden encontrarse tanto en agua de mar y agua dulce.
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What if null if null is null null null is null?

CREATE TABLE Test_ISNULL

(Col1 int NOT NULL,

Col2 int NULL,

Col3 AS ISNULL(Col2, Col1) PRIMARY KEY);

go

CREATE TABLE Test_COALESCE

(Col1 int NOT NULL,

Col2 int NULL,

Col3 AS COALESCE(Col2, Col1) PRIMARY KEY);
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sgt.null wrote:What if null if null is null null null is null?

CREATE TABLE Test_ISNULL

(Col1 int NOT NULL,

Col2 int NULL,

Col3 AS ISNULL(Col2, Col1) PRIMARY KEY);

go

CREATE TABLE Test_COALESCE

(Col1 int NOT NULL,

Col2 int NULL,

Col3 AS COALESCE(Col2, Col1) PRIMARY KEY);
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Kippers were the quintessential British breakfast food — also enjoyed for high tea and supper — of the Victorian and Edwardian eras. They sold well until the 1970s when they fell out of favour with the advent of fast food which had greater appeal for younger diners.
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A farce is a broad satire or comedy,
though now it's used to describe something that
is supposed to be serious but has turned ridiculous.
If a defendant is not treated fairly, his lawyer might
say that the trial is a farce. As a type of comedy,
a farce uses improbable situations ...


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Once there was a way,
To get back homeward.
Once there was a way
To get back home.
Sleep, pretty darling,
Dot not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.
Golden slumbers,
Fill your eyes
Smiles await you when you rise
Sleep pretty darling
Do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.
Once there was a way
To get back homeward
Once there was a way
To get back home
Sleep, pretty darling
Do not cry
And I will sing a lullaby.


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I love floral pillows. Big soft clouds of love. I have them in
every room of my three bedroom apartment. In
all manner of flowers. Roses, tulips, daisies, lilies,
gardenias, dogwoods, lilacs, peonies, buttercups, lupines
.
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