where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
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where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
at work I throw carrots over the fence to the many, many turtles living in the creek.
as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
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That the carrots evolved by random chance+infinite time.
Or that because they're very good turtles, each carrot is a reward that accrues points to a leveling-up. Soon, they'll be crocodiles.
Or maybe it's that crazy dude on the other side of the wall who thinks he's messing with them.
Or that because they're very good turtles, each carrot is a reward that accrues points to a leveling-up. Soon, they'll be crocodiles.
Or maybe it's that crazy dude on the other side of the wall who thinks he's messing with them.
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Re: where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
I don't know why but this is my favorite post so far this year.null wrote:at work I throw carrots over the fence to the many, many turtles living in the creek.
as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
And.......I didn't know turtles ate carrots.
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Re: where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
High Lord Tolkien wrote:I don't know why but this is my favorite post so far this year.null wrote:at work I throw carrots over the fence to the many, many turtles living in the creek.
as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
And.......I didn't know turtles ate carrots.
ACK!! I hadn't thought of that!
Turtles are freaking out cuz they're being invaded by Flying Carrots!
Time to bring in the SEA[turt]L's and run a black op across that fence.
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Re: where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
first - thank you.High Lord Tolkien wrote:I don't know why but this is my favorite post so far this year.null wrote:at work I throw carrots over the fence to the many, many turtles living in the creek.
as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
And.......I didn't know turtles ate carrots.
second - turtles love all sorts of fruits and veggies.
the seagulls like hard boiled eggs and bread.
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Re: where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
Bah...seagulls like everything except other seagulls trying to snatch their stuff.null wrote: the seagulls like hard boiled eggs and bread.
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the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
the difference between evidence and sources: whether they come from the horse's mouth or a horse's ass.
"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
the hyperbole is a beauty...for we are then allowed to say a little more than the truth...and language is more efficient when it goes beyond reality than when it stops short of it.
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Re: where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
Hmm so if I like both I guess I'm a flying turtle or a shelled gull...null wrote:first - thank you.High Lord Tolkien wrote:I don't know why but this is my favorite post so far this year.null wrote:at work I throw carrots over the fence to the many, many turtles living in the creek.
as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
And.......I didn't know turtles ate carrots.
second - turtles love all sorts of fruits and veggies.
the seagulls like hard boiled eggs and bread.
"Fool! To allow a seagull a carrot is like lending the turtle wings!" I'll have to work more on that one later...
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Re: where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
High Lord Tolkien wrote:I don't know why but this is my favorite post so far this year.null wrote:at work I throw carrots over the fence to the many, many turtles living in the creek.
as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?

I'm gonna be inappropriately serious here (as usual) and say they probably don't bother thinking about it.as they can't see me, I wondered today - where do the turtles think the carrots come from?
My husband comes in and points out to me that tortoises, on the other hand, would possibly be on to something.
I know this man is really smart, takes the things he says seriously, knows more about tortoises than I do, but I know I don't quite see it for myself... don't quite believe, if you know what I mean.
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The turtles probably appreciate the food more than the inmates do. 



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