I submit to you the following examples of my own brush with head trauma.
1. When I was about 3 I fell and cracked my head on the living room coffee table. Needed stitches on my forehead. Too young to be diagnosed with a concussion.
2. When I was about 8 I was running through the house and crashed headlong into the corner of the wall. Split my forehead wide open. Needed lots of stitches. Whenever I tell that story it tends to make people wince. I wonder why?
3. My "friend" David Owens was swinging a heavy lead sinker at the end of about 30 feet of fishing line around in a circle as fast has he could and hit me on the side of my head above my ear. I fell down and blacked out for a moment. I needed several stitches on that one.
4. Like a brain damaged teenager I jumped into the shallow end of an in ground swimming pool, head first with my arms at my sides. Crashed into the concrete bottom with velocity. Needed several stitches on the inside of my mouth behind my upper lip.
Thankfully no other incidents of head trauma to report.
