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Ananda wrote:This is clearly you trying to throw us off of the trail now. They got to you, didn't they? You are one of them... just look at that illuminati symbology in your avatar...
Oh, please. You're the one saying "All hail Eris!" in your profile. You know what that symbol is. Unless I'm like Hagbard and am a double agent. I guess there is no way to know, eh?

David Icke sounds familiar. I read the story in the early 2000's so I have no idea who wrote it up, but it sure was entertaining.

And Peter, you can get one of those hats at your local supermarket. The matter of fashioning them just right is up to you, but I'm sure there are sites online to properly configure your tin foil hat to block out the mind control lasers.
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Cagliostro wrote: The matter of fashioning them just right is up to you, but I'm sure there are sites online to properly configure your tin foil hat to block out the mind control lasers.
Well, the lasers are easy...any shiny shape will do to reflect.
[[though I'd be wary of the eye-ways. Invest in some mirror sunglasses, keep your head down, and NEVER look at what you think is the sun reflecting off those skyscrapers.]]
What you innocent babes do not understand is that the tinfoil hat trick is a LIE!! It always was a tool of the OverLords. [not to be confused with either the Over-Lourdes or the OverLordes. They're fun people, once you get to know them]
It's the "soylent green" of the mental universe.
Listen people: what are ANTENNA made from [here's a hint...it's metals]
What do antenna do? [stumped? they PICK UP EM waves].
Your tinfoil hat isn't protecting you! It's a condom with holes in it!
Because the hat will only SHIELD your brain if it is GROUNDED to something besides your head.

Not to worry! For a paltry one Bitcoin [plus 1 bitcoin shipping, 2 for overseas customers] I will send you my patented Hat-ground, with universal adapter. Guaranteed to fit any shape hat and interface with all hat materials.
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Vraith wrote:
Cagliostro wrote: The matter of fashioning them just right is up to you, but I'm sure there are sites online to properly configure your tin foil hat to block out the mind control lasers.
Well, the lasers are easy...any shiny shape will do to reflect.
[[though I'd be wary of the eye-ways. Invest in some mirror sunglasses, keep your head down, and NEVER look at what you think is the sun reflecting off those skyscrapers.]]
What you innocent babes do not understand is that the tinfoil hat trick is a LIE!! It always was a tool of the OverLords. [not to be confused with either the Over-Lourdes or the OverLordes. They're fun people, once you get to know them]
It's the "soylent green" of the mental universe.
Listen people: what are ANTENNA made from [here's a hint...it's metals]
What do antenna do? [stumped? they PICK UP EM waves].
Your tinfoil hat isn't protecting you! It's a condom with holes in it!
Because the hat will only SHIELD your brain if it is GROUNDED to something besides your head.

Not to worry! For a paltry one Bitcoin [plus 1 bitcoin shipping, 2 for overseas customers] I will send you my patented Hat-ground, with universal adapter. Guaranteed to fit any shape hat and interface with all hat materials.
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:LOLS:

True though...some tests showed they can actually amplify waves rather than deflect them. :D

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Vraith wrote:Your tinfoil hat isn't protecting you! It's a condom with holes in it!
Because the hat will only SHIELD your brain if it is GROUNDED to something besides your head.[/color]
Hah! A conspiracy within a conspiracy no less!

Funny thing though; Of all the people commonly thought to have been assasinated by conspiracy theorists [think JFK, Rk, Monroe, King, X, Lennon etc....] and denied vociferously by the 'unbelievers', the 'one that got away' [Castro] is now the only one who we accept actually was trying to be killed by the governmental dirty tricks dept. ;)
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!

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peter wrote:
Funny thing though; Of all the people commonly thought to have been assasinated by conspiracy theorists [think JFK, Rk, Monroe, King, X, Lennon etc....] and denied vociferously by the 'unbelievers', the 'one that got away' [Castro] is now the only one who we accept actually was trying to be killed by the governmental dirty tricks dept. ;)
to throw us off the trail. a trick to disproving something it to show it exists in a small form. you make it small and unthreatening in this way. then you can dismiss the larger thing.
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Plus, Castro was the evil, bad man so it was ok to kill him.
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Wildling wrote:Plus, Castro was the evil, bad man so it was ok to kill him.
I refer my learned friend to the 'Extrajudicial Killing' thread in the Tank. ;)
President of Peace? You fucking idiots!

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