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SerScot wrote:Because I refuse to say I "know" the one true path. I refuse to impose my faith on anyone else. My faith is mine and not for me to demand other's believe as I do.
Then why did you post this:
SerScot wrote:If I "KNOW" my faith is correct why shouldn't I attempt to force it upon others?
SerScot wrote:What makes you think I don't question. I'm always questioning. I'm simply not assuming there is proof to support my faith.
That's just taking the easy way out. You ask questions but you assume that the answer is always the same in that your god exists and you don't need to prove it. It's a circular argument that keeps you firmly within your comfort zone.
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Orlion wrote:
Zarathustra wrote: This is the problem with beliefs that can't be proven wrong. No one can prove that ISIS doesn't have a direct access to God's will. So how do you argue with that?
Satanic rebellion :twisted:
:lol: I'm sure that's how they'd view resistance to them.

And that's my point. It's easy for modern people to sit comfortably in their churches and think that faith is compatible with the modern world, that it's not barbaric, that it's nothing like ISIS. But the only difference between modern day Christians and ISIS is that the members of ISIS have more faith. This is why having "strong faith" is not a virtue, but a vice.

Would modern day Christians kill their own children if God told them to, like Abraham? Hopefully, no. Theists like to challenge atheists about whether they'd reverse their beliefs on their deathbeds, but I like to turn that argument around and point out that theists would become skeptics pretty damn fast if their God appeared and told them to go full-Abraham on their own kids. Suddenly they'd find all kinds of reasons to doubt. Those stories in the Old Testament would be "just parables," and everything about the Bible that makes them uncomfortable would be dismissed as allegorical--rather than the truth: it's a book written by superstitious, backward, barbarians. God didn't change his mind with the New Testament, society changed its mind. Just like society today has changed its mind about homosexuality, etc. There is no "outside" source of morality. Christians simply adopt the morals of whatever time period they happen to be living in. Sure, they might resist it at first, but eventually they cave because they realize how immoral "God's people" of the past actually were, and they don't want to be like them.

My parents told me they'd have to kill us (me and my brothers) if God told them to. My wife's parents told her the same thing as a child. If this isn't your Christian experience, then you weren't raised by people with as much faith as we were. And it's not really that strange, if you take the Bible seriously. You can't say that God wouldn't actually have people killed for not believing (like ISIS), because if the Bible is true, then God does exactly the same thing.

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StephenC wrote back in 1995:
...She was ill, very ill, and I spent my time with her praying to the Father. She woke up in the early morning and looked at me, her face grimy with homelessness and dried tears. She made the sign with her hands, asking me who I was, and I smiled at her and spelled out my name. She spelled out hers, “Carrie.” She asked “why do you help me?” and I spelled out “because.” That seemed to satisfy her and she went back to sleep....
Thank you, Fist, for sharing this beautiful link on such a beautiful person. I literally came upon the above quote by just clicking a random page in the thread. It speaks to me about what I was saying about people like this who give so selflessly, and again, I believe it comes from something that has moved them thusly, from one who is the model, and I think StephenC knew who that was.

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People are fooling themselves to think that faith has any place in the modern world...It's doing violence to reality, and robbing people of their humanity".
Fairh is what gives people their humanity. A favorite quote of mine (which I have noted above, and which I also noticed was cited in StephenC's thread) is that "we are not human beings on a spiritual journey, but spiritual beings on a human journey". Why must we be made up merely of the flesh that you can pinch. Why can't we be something more? Can we explain the concept of a soul? No, but I think we all feel we have something like a soul, untouchable, mystical, moved by beauty, saddened by loss, capable of great love and sacrifice, like no other creature known to us.

And Z, you keep stressing that one form of religion is just as valid/invalid as another. It matters not. I would say not true. Christianity is the only religion where it's central figure was man and deity in one... giving up the supernatural to become man, suffered and died for the sins of our lost humanity, and rose again in love and forgiveness. He died and rose! Believing this does not rob us of our humanity, it restores it!

How can we know this? Well, I would argue that only one of 4 things could have happened that first Easter morning:

1. The Jewish authorities took the body and got rid of the evidence. But why would they? It's very presence would refute the claim that he would rise in three days, and so their interests would be to simply keep it guarded and then throw the body out on the temple steps on the 3rd day and we're all done, right? Didn't see that in the history books.

2. The Romans took the body, and they got rid of it somehow. Again, why would they do that? They were interested only in quelling further revolt, and such an action would only antagonize Jesus' followers further, inciting more violence and disturbance, and at the busiest time of the year (Passover), when tensions are already high in Jerusalem with all the pilgrims in town. The Romans had no dog in the fight between the Jewish authorities and those who believed the messiah had come in the person of Jesus. They killed Jesus, and put a guard on him, and that was all they cared about.

3. The apostles removed the body themselves, to make it look like Jesus rose. First of all, it is known they were very close to Jesus' mother Mary, who traveled with them. Why would they do that to her. But more than that, there were 11 remaining apostles at the time, and according to history, 10 of those 11 all ended up dying martyr's deaths. Only John didn't (purported author of Revelation, he died an old man in exile). That's over 90% who willingly laid down their lives, some in extremely horrific ways (crucifixion, beheading, burning alive, flaying, etc). Now why would all these men go through such persecution and torture for something that was a mere farse? What did they have to gain if it didnt actually happen? I mean, are we to simply say they all somehow "drank the cool aide" (as I have quoted elsewhere)? It's easy enough to say they were misguided, or misled, or tricked, or stupid, or out to prove something,or....fill in the blank. But is that really fair?

And this leads me to the last option....

4. One of those "fill-ins" has to be "that they were right", that they had actually witnessed something life changing, like nothing they had ever witnessed, and they knew it was true and their own lives could never be the same. And when it came to it, they were willing to die for it, because it's the least they could do for what the Lord had already done for them.

That's our model, these ancient men (and women like them). They were people just like you and I. Yes, they didn't have the scientific experiences we all have, but what in this story requires a degree in physics to see something beyond human understanding had taken place, no matter the human intellect involved? That hasn't changed from then until now. To me, the evidence is clear, not just rationally speaking (which I also believe as well), but by faith in what eye witness history and subsequent tradition says happened (albeit admittedly mucked up at times over the centuries by some not so well meaning church authorities), and by faith in the Lord himself, who said these things would come to pass, and they did!
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Dondarion wrote:Fairh is what gives people their humanity.
But this is demonstrably false. Does faith give ISIS their humanity? No, it turns them into animals, monsters. So then you have to qualify your statement, such as, "Well, faith in the right thing (i.e. whatever I believe) gives people their humanity." So we're no longer talking about faith in general, but faith in a particular belief system. Thus what you really mean is your belief system gives people their humanity, not faith. But how do you know your belief system is the right one? After all, it used to contain similar atrocities (e.g. slavery, stoning gays, ramming swords through pregnant women's abdomens, etc.). Well, the circular answer to that question is, "faith."

So something is wrong here. You're justifying your belief system with the very same concept that leads other people to chop off heads. If you're going to base your belief system on faith, then the basis of your belief system is on no more solid ground than the belief system of ISIS. And it's moral worth is of no more certainty than that of ISIS, because they justify their moral worth in terms of faith, too.

Faith is irrational. It can't be rationalized (otherwise it wouldn't be faith; it would be reason). Irrational beliefs lead us farther away from reality. While that might be a very human error, I wouldn't say that our humanity lies in a fiction. Our humanity lies in our unique ability to understand reality. No other animal on earth does this. Anything that separates us from reality robs us of this uniquely human ability, and thus of humanity.

Since you can have faith in literally anything, even fictional things, there is no guarantee with faith that it brings you closer to reality, since it has no internal error correction (being immune to direct criticism). Given all the false things that people have had faith in, the chances are much greater that faith is simply delusion. Reality is hard to figure out. It's exceedingly unlikely that you just happened to have faith in the right thing (i.e. something real) simply because you were born in a culture that happened to have your particular religion.

We have a better system for bringing ourselves closer to--or more in line with--reality. That system has an error correcting mechanism. It has a tradition of criticism. It does not resist criticism and correction, as a matter of course, but embraces it. For these reasons, science and rationality bring us closer to our humanity.
Dondarion wrote: Why must we be made up merely of the flesh that you can pinch. Why can't we be something more?
We are something more. But that doesn't mean this "something more" is magical or supernatural. Nature is amazing enough without us having to invent entities and realms to make it more exciting.

Nature contains a lot more than what you can pinch. Try pinching neutrinos. Try pinching natural selection. Self pinching emergent properties and self-organizing principles. Try pinching parallel processing. Nature is a lot more amazing than your simplistic straw man. You're drawing a false dichotomy. We have many more choices than A) what you can pinch and B) magic. Between these two choices is an entire universe of wonder that you're simply missing, because your insistence upon things beyond this world draw your attention and contemplation away from it.
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People can also get their humanity from other people. It absolutely is not the case that people need faith in supernatural beings to be good people. In fact there seems to be little correlation between being religious and being humane. Some good examples above ^^
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Zarathustra wrote:
Dondarion wrote: Why must we be made up merely of the flesh that you can pinch. Why can't we be something more?
We are something more. But that doesn't mean this "something more" is magical or supernatural. Nature is amazing enough without us having to invent entities and realms to make it more exciting.
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Easter option #5: The Romans never gave the body of Jesus to anyone and just buried him in a mass grave or disposed of the body however it is they would dispose of those executed by the state

#6: The entire narrative evolved into its "Present" form sometime around 70 years after the events happened. Earliest copies of the earliest copy of Mark do not contain an account of the resurrection of Jesus. That part was added later.

#7: Jesus never existed in any meaningful way we would call existing. Much like Heracles, Osiris, Thor, etc. there may be some grounding in actual events, but those true events would be far different from the legendary accounts we have today.

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Orlion wrote:#7: ... never existed ... Much like Thor
What!? Now you have crossed a line. Softy may just sword you or take you to a sauna or both. I am sasquatched!
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Ananda wrote:
Orlion wrote:#7: ... never existed ... Much like Thor
What!? Now you have crossed a line. Softy may just sword you or take you to a sauna or both. I am sasquatched!
And someone likened Óðinn-troth to pastafarianism as well! :E Off to the sauna on the swordpoint, and then some rolling naked in the snow afterwards! A meal of hákarl and lutefisk will follow for sodomizing the spelling of the names. Perkeleen vasamat.

ETA: Tremble and beware! The Ƿōdensday sauna is heating up! I can fit about three heretics along with myself on the upmost laude, and the worst blasphemer must huddle nighest to the kiuas. I have reserved birch twigs for all of ye.
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Frostheart Grueburn wrote:
Ananda wrote:
Orlion wrote:#7: ... never existed ... Much like Thor
What!? Now you have crossed a line. Softy may just sword you or take you to a sauna or both. I am sasquatched!
And someone likened Óðinn-troth to pastafarianism as well! :E Off to the sauna on the swordpoint, and then some rolling naked in the snow afterwards! A meal of hákarl and lutefisk will follow for sodomizing the spelling of the names. Perkeleen vasamat.

ETA: Tremble and beware! The Ƿōdensday sauna is heating up! I can fit about three heretics along with myself on the upmost laude, and the worst blasphemer must huddle nighest to the kiuas. I have reserved birch twigs for all of ye.
And, don't forget that the fact that an angry hustomte would break my washer thingie was questioned!
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Ananda wrote:
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Ananda wrote: What!? Now you have crossed a line. Softy may just sword you or take you to a sauna or both. I am sasquatched!
And someone likened Óðinn-troth to pastafarianism as well! :E Off to the sauna on the swordpoint, and then some rolling naked in the snow afterwards! A meal of hákarl and lutefisk will follow for sodomizing the spelling of the names. Perkeleen vasamat.

ETA: Tremble and beware! The Ƿōdensday sauna is heating up! I can fit about three heretics along with myself on the upmost laude, and the worst blasphemer must huddle nighest to the kiuas. I have reserved birch twigs for all of ye.
And, don't forget that the fact that an angry hustomte would break my washer thingie was questioned!
I'm going to let my saunatonttu spank these ahustomteists with the vihta. Se on raukka ratkiraivoissaan olemassaolonsa kyseenalaistamisesta.
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SerScot wrote:Peter,
peter wrote:[off-topic side-track; SerScott, is it possible in a line or two to explain to me what caused the 'schism' that resulted in the parting of the ways between Orthodox and Roman traditions. I thought it was to do with views pertaining to the nature of the trinity, but a RC lady at work thought not.]
It is political in that the Orthodox East refuses to acknowledge the Pope as anything but the "first among Equals" and not the supreme head of the Christian Church.

It is theological in that Roman Catholics add the "philioque" to the Nicean creed. We Orthodox claim that is a change not accepted by a full church council and as such a divergance from the "Orthodox" tradition.
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Z wrote:
But the only difference between modern day Christians and ISIS is that the members of ISIS have more faith. This is why having "strong faith" is not a virtue, but a vice ….
Faith is evil. It is inhumane.

I am dumbfounded. There is no fundamental good in what ISIS is doing, chopping off heads, executing innocent people, children and all, wreaking havoc upon the region and terrorizing the world, in the purported name of Islam. Pure abomination and ultimate evil. To elevate the faith-based motivation of such a group ahead of a simple Christian sitting in a pew on a Sunday in peaceful prayer strikes me as extremely insensitive and unfair. “Strong faith” is what gets us through, gives us hope, copes with all these inhumanities. If humans didn’t know it, didn’t possess it, didn’t practice it, our world would be a cesspool for sure. Most of the goodness that comes from man stems from a position of faith. Even governments rely on the charity of others or they couldn’t support their own people. In so many ways, faith moves people to do good that would never otherwise be done. Say that it’s not a God, but a chemical, that moves that action, and I’ll say dream on. Something external turned that chemical on, an empathy that comes from without, a faith. If that’s evil, then I’m truly clueless and I don’t want any part of this humanity. While I would agree that our nature is fallen and capable of great evil, to say faith is an evil in itself is denying the movement of a spirit within each of us that is essentially holy and good. And yet we routinely deny or ignore its rightful place in our everyday lives, and that’s on us.

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Faith is irrational.
Not irrational, simply necessary in order to accept as true all that has happened in the world that cannot necessarily be seen. In my view, the existence of an ultimate deity that is the source of everything can be reasoned in conjunction with science and nature, but faith in that deity is not all simple reason. We have more to rely on than just science for that, all the things that science can’t explain, all the unseen wonders, all the revelations, the God/man encounters written about, the miracles in life, the coming of Jesus and his resurrection, the hidden working of the spirit that is in each of us, etc. Having faith in these “realities” is far from irrational.

Z wrote:
We have many more choices than A) what you can pinch and B) magic. Between these two choices is an entire universe of wonder that you're simply missing, because your insistence upon things beyond this world draw your attention and contemplation away from it.

My faith draws me closer to, not further from, the things you mention (er..other than neutrinos perhaps…those are outside my bailiwick).

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Since you can have faith in literally anything, even fictional things, there is no guarantee with faith that it brings you closer to reality, since it has no internal error correction (being immune to direct criticism).

I never liked that flying spaghetti monster approach. To me, it just trivializes what faith is trying to say. A true understanding of faith (which is truly beyond our limited human understanding) would lead us toward the ultimate reality, not away from it. “Faith is to believe what you do not yet see, the reward of this faith is to see what you believe” (St. Augustine). I will never see a FSM. To believe in it would indeed be irrational, so of course you can’t have faith in anything. People don’t walk around intentionally making up things to believe in to make their lives more bearable and explainable. God works in our lives where we are, when we are. He knocks on the door of each and every person in a way that can reach them in conjunction with their particular human understanding and capacities. We have the capacity to accept this as something that, albeit unexplainable in all facets, is nonetheless true and happening, and because it cannot be fully understood and explained, makes it something to believe in, to trust. “Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding; in all your ways submit to him,
and he will make your paths straight.” (Proverbs). What matters is “in all your ways”. That’s what we can control, that’s what each of us knows. Nobody else on earth can know, only you, what those “ways” are. We must acknowledge that our “ways” suck, and so we need to conform them to something else, we need a model, and that has been given to us in Jesus.

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Easter option #5: The Romans never gave the body of Jesus to anyone and just buried him in a mass grave or disposed of the body however it is they would dispose of those executed by the state.
Then you would simply choose to deny the biblical accounts as mere fiction and part of some conspiracy/plot to supplant Judaism, etc. Would have required a whole bunch of collaboration, and some pretty smart people over the last two thousand years have accepted the burial as truth. And anyway, this still would not account for my point #3.


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#6: The entire narrative evolved into its "Present" form sometime around 70 years after the events happened. Earliest copies of the earliest copy of Mark do not contain an account of the resurrection of Jesus. That part was added later.
Well, this certainly would be a major embarrassment for Christianity, except of course that you have it wrong. First off, Mark was written about 70AD. Paul’s Letters pre-date Mark, and they mention the resurrection story (1 Corinthians 15, circa AD50’s). So, the fabrication you speak of had to be earlier than Mark for Paul to have already knows about it.

Moreover, Mark clearly knew about Jesus’ impending death and resurrection. The gospel includes a series of predictions Jesus specifically made about this (Mark 8:31, 9:30, 10:33). Even at the beginning of his gospel, Mark makes it clear that Jesus is not merely a great man, but the “Christ” (Messiah) and the “son of God”. He calls his story a “gospel” – a message of good news (Greek translation), not a tragedy. Finally, Mark’s account is not missing the resurrection itself. Even in the earliest manuscripts, the stone has been rolled away from the tomb (16:4), the body is gone (16:6), an angel announces that Jesus has risen from the dead (16:6), and predicts that he will appear to his disciples in Galilee (16:7).
Whether or not you believe in the resurrection, it is clear that Mark was bearing witness to it in his gospel accounts.

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#7: Jesus never existed in any meaningful way we would call existing. Much like Heracles, Osiris, Thor, etc. there may be some grounding in actual events, but those true events would be far different from the legendary accounts we have today.

Legend? Thor? So many fulfillments of old-testament prophesy would be very clever to be able to manufacture like that, a grand conspiracy of 2,000 years still going, and we’re all on the take. Again, you are discounting the eye-witness and contemporary accounts of his life and miraculous story, so many martyrs including his own closest group in those earliest years, that he spoke with an authority none had ever heard before or since, and that it still resonates with and changes people to this day.

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… Off to the sauna on the swordpoint, and then some rolling naked in the snow afterwards! A meal of hákarl and lutefisk will follow for sodomizing the spelling of the names. Perkeleen vasamat.

Exactly. I certainly don’t want that waiting for me in the next life!
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If Mark was writing several decades after the events, then he wrote the beginning already knowing the ending, and it's not exactly difficult to foreshadow the ending of your own book within its text. I fail to see how that becomes first-hand evidence?

And Paul didn't have any first-hand connection with Yeshuah, did he?
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D wrote:People don’t walk around intentionally making up things to believe in to make their lives more bearable and explainable
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Of course we do. That is pretty much how we are.

Also, please remember that, despite you being so certain about your one true god, there have been countless others who felt just the same complete with all 'proof' to back up the claim for every religion, belief, idea ever conceived.
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The evolution of the Judeo-Christian religions is very interesting as for many years it was very adaptive. Even the text of the bible has been cherry picked from a much larger resource of writings, and what is taken as gospel(sic) has had a very varied history.

Even the god of these religions was plucked from a pantheon of gods (some other of which are mentioned in the old testament), and worship has been amalgamated with other gods and traditions over time.

Questioning of the text has been treated as a heinous crime historically, and it is only in relatively recent times that events no longer make any sense have been quietly dropped from the 'truth' of the book.

Comparing ISIS to other religions is a valid comparison though - we have a pretty well documented history of wars, torture, executions and social ostracizations because people worship a different god, or the interpretation of why their prophet left his sandal is different. All of those things described of ISIS were carried out on men, women and children during the crusades.
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Ananda wrote:
D wrote:People don’t walk around intentionally making up things to believe in to make their lives more bearable and explainable
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Of course we do. That is pretty much how we are.
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Dondarion wrote:
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… Off to the sauna on the swordpoint, and then some rolling naked in the snow afterwards! A meal of hákarl and lutefisk will follow for sodomizing the spelling of the names. Perkeleen vasamat.

Exactly. I certainly don’t want that waiting for me in the next life!
Well, I would, sans the swordpoint, as these represent mundane matters for us arctic heathens (I just trod out of the sauna to cool down and then it's another round afore the hairwash. Won't go barefoot on the rimed yard this time as I have a cold.), but the civilized gentlefolk considers them so frightening that we use them as efficient punishments for offensive behavior.

It's the same with our national music bursting with Fennic sisu! :( I cannot name the numbers accustomed to the tender tinkling of harps and Justin Bieber who upon hearing it attempt to stuff potatoes into their ears and then run off into the woods where bears and wolves and a species of carnivorous moss eat them! :(
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Carnivorous moss, huh? Now that I'd like to see....

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Frostheart Grueburn wrote:
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Frostheart Grueburn wrote:
… Off to the sauna on the swordpoint, and then some rolling naked in the snow afterwards! A meal of hákarl and lutefisk will follow for sodomizing the spelling of the names. Perkeleen vasamat.

Exactly. I certainly don’t want that waiting for me in the next life!
Well, I would, sans the swordpoint, as these represent mundane matters for us arctic heathens (I just trod out of the sauna to cool down and then it's another round afore the hairwash. Won't go barefoot on the rimed yard this time as I have a cold.), but the civilized gentlefolk considers them so frightening that we use them as efficient punishments for offensive behavior.

It's the same with our national music bursting with Fennic sisu! :( I cannot name the numbers accustomed to the tender tinkling of harps and Justin Bieber who upon hearing it attempt to stuff potatoes into their ears and then run off into the woods where bears and wolves and a species of carnivorous moss eat them! :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re56rpAwNBM
I wonder if you know much about hustomtar? If we move, will our hustomte move with us if it likes us or is it more into a territory? I guess they are territory based and that there would probably be another hustomte at the new location, so it would not come with us.

Do you have a hustomte around your house? If so, what sorts of things does it do and are there any things you offer it to make it happy?

And, for those who think this is absurd, I should mention that, not very long ago, nearly everyone in scandinavia believed these exist and it has been part of the culture for a long, long time and taken just as seriously as any other religion/mythical thingies. In iceland, for example, this topic is still taken at least partially seriously. :lol:
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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