3 The book "Ten Things I Hate about Jesus"
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- Linna Heartbooger
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3 The book "Ten Things I Hate about Jesus"
(Actually, that was just the title the author wanted to give it.)
The Christian publishing company negotiated him down to:
"Ten Things I Wish Jesus Never Said."
I like this guy's writing style. (Yay, Amazon Preview-thingy.)
I think the book's easy to obtain in the U.S. and in S.A.
I don't know about the U.K., Scandinavia, Australia, Europe, etc., etc.
Anyone else interested in a book discussion?
The Christian publishing company negotiated him down to:
"Ten Things I Wish Jesus Never Said."
I like this guy's writing style. (Yay, Amazon Preview-thingy.)
I think the book's easy to obtain in the U.S. and in S.A.
I don't know about the U.K., Scandinavia, Australia, Europe, etc., etc.
Anyone else interested in a book discussion?
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Pretty much where I am at. Might be a novelty, but I would never pay to knowAvatar wrote:Well, don't think I'll pick it up, but if you post the 10 things, my opinion is freely available.
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Cool beans.
1. "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
2. "If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away."
3. "No one who puts his hand to the plow and looks back is fit for service in the kingdom of God"
4. "If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me"
5. "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you because of me"
6. "You have heard that it was said 'love your neighbor and hate your enemy' but I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven"
(Yes - I know that's not all 10 yet!)
1. "Blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
2. "If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away."
3. "No one who puts his hand to the plow and looks back is fit for service in the kingdom of God"
4. "If anyone would come after me, he must deny himself and take up his cross daily and follow me"
5. "Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you, and say all kinds of evil against you because of me"
6. "You have heard that it was said 'love your neighbor and hate your enemy' but I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven"
(Yes - I know that's not all 10 yet!)
Linna, is it a sort of explaining difficult passages for people who are already believers sort of thingie? As in, what does each of these really mean and so?
I read the Bhagavad Gita version from the hare krishna group once (prefer the other translations). I loved the illustration plates in it! Anyway, the guru of the movement or however you want to call him also interpreted each section as the book went on. Is this sort of like that- analysing the passages and contextualising them?
I read the Bhagavad Gita version from the hare krishna group once (prefer the other translations). I loved the illustration plates in it! Anyway, the guru of the movement or however you want to call him also interpreted each section as the book went on. Is this sort of like that- analysing the passages and contextualising them?
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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Ananda.
It's actually a sort of, "think you know what Jesus said? Well, think again! I know you folk don't read/ignore certain parts of the Bible and I'm going to educate ya!"
Christians (particularly those in the US, I've seen) focus a lot on the Saving Grace of Christ, how by having faith and accepting him as your saviour, you can become saved! As central as that concept is to Christianity, another aspect is that a Christian is suppose to strive to follow the teachings of Jesus. Of course, once you get into his teachings as recorded in the Gospels, you run into a lot of clear instruction that most people find uncomfortable because of how clear it is and because of just how far off they are from actually following them.
The results often are: ignore these teachings or interpret them in such a convoluted ways such as observed here. Yes, it is a video by an atheist and is included here to illustrate what I am saying.
It's actually a sort of, "think you know what Jesus said? Well, think again! I know you folk don't read/ignore certain parts of the Bible and I'm going to educate ya!"
Christians (particularly those in the US, I've seen) focus a lot on the Saving Grace of Christ, how by having faith and accepting him as your saviour, you can become saved! As central as that concept is to Christianity, another aspect is that a Christian is suppose to strive to follow the teachings of Jesus. Of course, once you get into his teachings as recorded in the Gospels, you run into a lot of clear instruction that most people find uncomfortable because of how clear it is and because of just how far off they are from actually following them.
The results often are: ignore these teachings or interpret them in such a convoluted ways such as observed here. Yes, it is a video by an atheist and is included here to illustrate what I am saying.
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'Tis dream to think that Reason can
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
-John Crowley
Govern the reasoning creature, man.
- Herman Melville
I am Lazarus, come from the dead,
Come back to tell you all, I shall tell you all!
"All creation is a huge, ornate, imaginary, and unintended fiction; if it could be deciphered it would yield a single shocking word."
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Ananda- I think it's not so much aimed at believers per se...Ananda wrote:Linna, is it a sort of explaining difficult passages for people who are already believers sort of thingie? As in, what does each of these really mean and so?
...as at people who are familiar with the Bible, but for whom the wonder has waned and the words have gotten stale; to them, it doesn't sound like it really means anything extraordinary anymore.
Did you just say one of my favorite words? Contextualization?Ananda wrote:...contextualising them?
Oh, yes. There is analysis and contextualization.
In there, there is... stuff like extracting meaning from the original Greek...
...and using the words of Jesus to test how we think about things,
...and seeing how different scriptures throughout the Bible weave in and out of each-other.
Also, actually, it looks like the book's online:
Ten Things I Wish Jesus Never Said, by Victor Kuligin
Oh, that was funny.Orlion wrote:The results often are: ignore these teachings or interpret them in such a convoluted ways such as observed here. Yes, it is a video by an atheist and is included here to illustrate what I am saying.

That sounds a lot like the krishna movements bhagavad gita text dissection thingie. here is a sample of it to see if I am close to understanding:Linna Heartlistener wrote:Ananda- I think it's not so much aimed at believers per se...Ananda wrote:Linna, is it a sort of explaining difficult passages for people who are already believers sort of thingie? As in, what does each of these really mean and so?
...as at people who are familiar with the Bible, but for whom the wonder has waned and the words have gotten stale; to them, it doesn't sound like it really means anything extraordinary anymore.
Did you just say one of my favorite words? Contextualization?Ananda wrote:...contextualising them?
Oh, yes. There is analysis and contextualization.
In there, there is... stuff like extracting meaning from the original Greek...
...and using the words of Jesus to test how we think about things,
...and seeing how different scriptures throughout the Bible weave in and out of each-other.
Also, actually, it looks like the book's online:
Ten Things I Wish Jesus Never Said, by Victor Kuligin
www.asitis.com/2/12.html
I am not an atheist, but also not a religious person and do believe that all man made religions are the fancies of man and that no one knows what Is, but I do still enjoy parts of all religions. My reading interest has always been more to the eastern religions, so I am not familiar enough about bible stuff to really engage deeply over them, but I am curious to watch you discuss it and learn what you think. I think how we interpret and try to put things into our lives says more about us as individuals than about the thing we are focusing.
This is a bit I sort of like from the bible:
The main issue I have with it is the punishment focus. But, I do like the appeal to the oneness of being which I did bold. Lord Krishna talks similarly about the oneness, but without the eternal punishment bits.40 “The King will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.’
41 “Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels.
42 For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink,
43 I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’
44 “They also will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’
45 “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’

I hope this is one of the ten things!
Monsters, they eat
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
Your kind of meat
And they're moving as far as they can
And as fast as they can
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Cool!Ananda wrote:My reading interest has always been more to the eastern religions, so I am not familiar enough about bible stuff to really engage deeply over them, but I am curious to watch you discuss it and learn what you think.
Guess I should hurry up and post the rest of the 10 things then!

You possibly already know I think this, but - well-spoken statement, there!Orlion wrote:Of course, once you get into his teachings as recorded in the Gospels, you run into a lot of clear instruction that most people find uncomfortable because of how clear it is and because of just how far off they are from actually following them.