ABCs of ways a car thief could die...

Post by **Harbinger** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:02 am

Raped with whatever tool he used to break into the car

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Aug 01, 2011 12:11 am

set on fire by body quadrant

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sun Dec 28, 2014 12:45 am

tetanus from trying to use a rusty coat hanger to get into the car

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:55 am

Used the car in Robocop 2

"...and it doesn't even drain my battery!"

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:18 pm

Vapors from the exhaust make the thief fall asleep at the wheel

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:55 am

welded to a car going to the compactor.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Sat Feb 07, 2015 1:50 am

X cons who want the same car "rub out" the thief to obtain it.

Post by **Sorus** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:53 am

Yeti stampede.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 5:02 am

Zapped by his own ignition rewiring

Post by **michaelm** » Mon Feb 09, 2015 1:48 pm

AAA special forces being called out to eliminate him.

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:32 am

Blackbelt martial artist turns out to be the car owner.

Post by **michaelm** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 1:56 pm

Car is actually Stephen King's Christine

Post by **Cord Hurn** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 2:22 am

Door falls off and seat belt fails while rounding a mountain switchback in a high-speed chase

Post by **michaelm** » Fri Feb 13, 2015 1:46 pm

Ejector seat in James Bond's car used to escape police chase, but roof fails to open

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed May 06, 2015 7:49 am

fire! the thief is set alight by the robo-defense system.

Post by **Cheval** » Sat May 16, 2015 3:50 am

Greyhound bus runs them over and makes him/her flat as a pancake. splat!

Post by **Cagliostro** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:49 pm

Hermaphrodite attack!

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon Jun 22, 2015 1:10 pm

Idiot didn't see the IED in the back seat

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:13 pm

Jerking the steering wheel violently to one side while racing 80 miles and hour through a dense forest.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:22 am

Killed by plowing into a roving zombie band.

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