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If you guys want more pictures of the headless woman, just PM me. You filthy, degenerate manwhores.
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so owning and using my satchel? less of a man?
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aliantha wrote:Anyhow, I think you're talking about a different level of distraction. Puppies and/or kittens have never made me forget my address.
Yeah, I think you must have been distracted by a puppy when you typed that; the last things a guy is going to forget when he sees a set like that is his address, phone number, and email.........it's a survival instinct, really, to remember such things at such times.
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But when you are a woman you have your own set you can touch any time you like... :twisted: I'm going to touch my boobies as soon as I'm finished hitting the submit button...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:But when you are a woman you have your own set you can touch any time you like... :twisted: I'm going to touch my boobies as soon as I'm finished hitting the submit button...
Aaaaaaaaand......I'm done for the night.
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I touched them, Cail and they felt GREAT! So round, so smooth, so perky.
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Cameraman Jenn wrote:I touched them, Cail and they felt GREAT! So round, so smooth, so perky.
You know there's plenty of room in my PM box for those puppies.
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Cameraman Jenn wrote:I touched them, Cail and they felt GREAT! So round, so smooth, so perky.
Can I be your next boytoy? :twisted:

BTW, anyone else here a fan of the live-action Scooby Doo?

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Ah, the things I miss by posting exclusively in the Tank.
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Yes but you have a hawt wife, Malik. I've seen her pics, she is every american boy's teenage dream. Gorgeous. Why would you need to get vicarious thrills when you have such a stunner at home?
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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Because once you've seen one set of boobs, you want to see the rest of them.










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Malik23 wrote:Ah, the things I miss by posting exclusively in the Tank.
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I'm confused - is LF a woman????

But yes, we males are easily distracted. Just the other day I tried to put a pot of hot coffee in the fridge at work whilst in the presence of a woman.
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If by LF you mean Leper Fairy, then yes. If not, then you were probably just distracted by the 2 smileys in "Boob" formation......
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

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I'm just a dandelion
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I touched mine again just because I can. Damn my boobs are cute!
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....

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And if there was any doubt whether Jenn is actually back.... :lol:
dANdeLION wrote:
aliantha wrote:Anyhow, I think you're talking about a different level of distraction. Puppies and/or kittens have never made me forget my address.
Yeah, I think you must have been distracted by a puppy when you typed that; the last things a guy is going to forget when he sees a set like that is his address, phone number, and email.........it's a survival instinct, really, to remember such things at such times.
Did you read the story I linked to?
Psychologists at Radboud University in The Netherlands carried out the study after one of them was so struck on impressing an attractive woman he had never met before, that he could not remember his address when she asked him where he lived.
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I'm sure you have a point there somewhere, but all I heard was "Nag, nag, NAG".
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion

I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.

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:LOLS: You guys crack me up. :D
Malik23 wrote:Ah, the things I miss by posting exclusively in the Tank.
That'll teach ya. Come play with the normal...uh...uh...ok...you got me...other abnormal kids once in a while. ;)

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Cail wrote:Because once you've seen one set of boobs, you want to see the rest of them,
R O F L :haha:

good one!!! :lol:
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:haha: Oh crikey! I've survived cancer, pnuemonia and sepsis, but I think this thread is going to kill me because I'm laying in this hospital bed laughing myself to death!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

You're all goofs!!!
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I will remember you
and what life put you thru.

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