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Post by **MsMary** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:37 am

Cambo wrote:
Zarathustra wrote:Cambo, which Founders beer did you have? They make AMAZING stouts and porters. Their basic porter is an awesome value. Their Kentucky Breakfast Stout (a bourbon barrel aged, coffee, oatmeal, imperial stout) is just a thing of wonder. At $24 per 4-pack, I don't buy very many of those.
I had a stout and something labelled as a Tall Blonde, which I believe was a very strong lager. I don't think the stout I had was the Kentucky Breakfast, but it was very good all the same.

Back to the strict topic at hand, I"M DRUNK!

Had several glasses more than is good for me tonight/this morning. Whaddaya gonnado? Got work in less that 5 hours. Whaddaya gonnado?

Get sober?

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:40 am

MsMary wrote:Get sober?

admitting that one cannot control one's addiction or compulsion;
recognizing a higher power that can give strength;
examining past errors with the help of a sponsor (experienced member);
making amends for these errors;
learning to live a new life with a new code of behavior;
helping others who suffer from the same addictions or compulsions.

Post by **Rigel** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:18 pm

Next Thursday is Arthur Guinness Day.

Post by **JazFusion** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 2:56 pm

sgt.null wrote:
JazFusion wrote:GUYS I LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE

You really want some Smuttynose or Shipyard Pumpkinhead, I can ship it to you. Or Magic Hat or Harpoon. PM me. I can get beer to the masses.
actually next paycheck i would like to take you up on some Moxie? i miss the stuff fierce, any idea cost for the soda and shipping? maybe throw your local paper in to wrap it? (i love newspapers) thanks.

after the house is fixed and paid for - would love to try the NH brews.

Moxie, you say? How many do you want? Not sure on the cost of shipping. Will need to research that.

Post by **JazFusion** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:13 pm

Mmk. Checked on UPS. For 30 lbs. and standard shipping time, it'll be about $40. I'm not sure where you are in Texas, so I used my dad's old zip to get an estimate.

I'm not even sure if a couple of liters of Moxie will be anywhere near 30 lbs. I just did a random number. You can PM me all the info!

Post by **sgt.null** » Fri Sep 16, 2011 4:52 pm

JazFusion wrote:Mmk. Checked on UPS. For 30 lbs. and standard shipping time, it'll be about $40. I'm not sure where you are in Texas, so I used my dad's old zip to get an estimate.

I'm not even sure if a couple of liters of Moxie will be anywhere near 30 lbs. I just did a random number. You can PM me all the info!

it will have do be after the house is fixed - plumber comingthis afternoon for his first payment and an estimate of what is left (the cost.)

Post by **Cambo** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 3:01 am

This thread deserves resurrection.

Does anyone else do this while drunk? I find I often pick up random objects I come across that come to symbolise the particular night/drunken escapade. For example, this past Friday as we left the flat I picked up a little wrapped Mentos mint off the floor. I was debating dropping it into my beer to see if it would explode. But I decided I'd rather drink my road beer than perform experiments on it, so I threw the mint away as we left the carpark.

Then in the morning as we went to get coffee I saw it lying there and went "That's my mint!"

With approximately the amount of happiness in that smiley. My flatmate didn't get why I was happy to see my mint again.

Anyone else form emotional attachments to drunken souvenirs. Or am I just as much of a weirdo drunk as I am sober?

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 7:23 am

when i used to drink as a single man i would get my pipe out with some aromatic tobacco (or leafier green stuff) and listen to music while enjoying the buzz. listened to a lot of stuff like screaming trees and dinosaur jr back then.

in fact my pain meds just kicked in while i am listening to dino jr. i miss my pipe.

i lift an imaginary beer to you Cambo! Hail and Well Met!!!!

Post by **Cambo** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:08 am

Hail, Sarge!

To pervert a certain Watcher's customary welcome, likely to her disapproval, may you be Well Stoned (no Spew).

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Oct 02, 2011 8:28 am

[quote="Cambo"]Hail, Sarge!

To pervert a certain Watcher's customary welcome, likely to her disapproval, may you be Well Stoned (no Spew).[/quote]

Post by **Sorus** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:03 pm

Bump.

No one ever accused me of being a good role model.

Post by **ussusimiel** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 9:30 pm

This *bump* is a public service, Sorus, so you are indeed a good role model!

Post by **MsMary** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 3:53 am

Whoa, thread necromancy, again.

It's getting common around here. Maybe we're haunted.

Post by **michaelm** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 12:28 pm

I have beer in the fridge and it is Friday...

Post by **aliantha** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 2:40 pm

I don't have beer in the fridge.

I do, however, have a bottle of amaretto on the kitchen counter....

Post by **Vraith** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 3:42 pm

aliantha wrote:I don't have beer in the fridge. I do, however, have a bottle of amaretto on the kitchen counter....

Back in the days of rampant incorrectness, we used to say "Lawwwdy, I'm drunk" was the southern girls mating call.

Post by **balon!** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:18 pm

aliantha wrote:I don't have beer in the fridge. I do, however, have a bottle of amaretto on the kitchen counter....

I rarely take shots but when I do that is my absolute favorite.

Post by **Sorus** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:42 am

MsMary wrote:Whoa, thread necromancy, again.

It's getting common around here. Maybe we're haunted.

Old threads never die, they just hibernate until they're needed again.

Post by **peter** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 12:05 pm

It would take a stronger stomoch than mine to get drunk on amaretto - one shot is beautiful, two and the sugar begins to cloy, three and it's 'I never want another shot of this as long as I live!'.

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