The Church of the Flying Spagheti Monster

[balon!]

I think I've found something I can believe in. Actually, a couple of things.

The Church of the Flying Spagheti Monster

The Church of the Invisible Pink Unicorn

and

Discordianism


You guys have any more satirical religions?

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I'm a Discordian. (When I really have to be something anyway. )

Heute die Weld, Morgan das Sonnensystem!!

--A

[balon!]

I found a few more:

The Jedi Movement

The Great Pumpkin

The Church of Google (this is SMART!)

Church of the Sub-Genius

Fribeetarianism

and lastly for you soccer (football?) fans:

The Church of Maradona

[Cagliostro]

Here's something from Robert Anton Wilson (which I see several around here have read) called "Religion For the Hell of It" which is about jokey religions of the time. Wilson was a key creator of Discordianism. He died this year, and was probably my favorite author (sorry SRD). Personally, I've always liked the javacrucians even though I don't drink coffee.

[Holsety]

My favorite is the WGLF.

Ok, they're mostly a dabait team as I understand it. But they rock, and they remind me of the Book of Discordia some of the time (actually, I knew about WGLF before discordia, but whatever). Supposedly they've won high school or college dabaits or something by talking about the imp/explosion of the sun or something. Even if it isn't true, the balls it takes to make a claim like that make them worthy of regard.

YOU ARE MORONIC. DO YOU DENY THE FACT THAT NAZIS USED LOWER CASE LETTERS? THIS IS AN UNSHAKABLE DOUBLE BIND: EITHER YOU DENY THIS, MAKING YOU COMPLICIT WITH THE HOLOCAUST VIA HOLOCAUST DENIAL OR YOU DON'T DENY IT, MAKING YOU FASCIST BECAUSE YOU USE LOWER CASE LETTERS. IT'S YOUR CHOICE. AND, DON'T FORGET THE WGLF CRITICISMS OF PARAGRAPHICAL GENOCAUST, WHICH YOU ARE ALSO COMPLICIT IN. FURTHERMORE, NO ONE'S POSTS HERE ARE USEFUL FOR ANYTHING. 99% OF THE DISCUSSIONS OCCURING RIGHT NOW ON THIS WEBSITE ARE ABOUT WHORE CONTESTS AND BAD, PRETENTIOUS MUSIC. WGLF CRITICISM OF DABAIT (CONSTITUTED AS SUCH) IS AT LEAST, IF NOT MORE, IMPORTANT THAN ANY OF THAT WHACK ASS BULLSHIT. THE ONLY CEMENT WE MIX IS THE METAPHORICAL KIND THAT WE ATTACH TO YOUR FEET TO SEND YOU TO THE BOTTOM OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN OF JERKOFFNESS. WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU SERVE? YOU'D BE BETTER OFF HAD YOU BEEN ABORTED PRE-BIRTH. AT LEAST YOUR STEM CELLS COULD'VE MADE RONNIE A BIT MORE COGNIZANT FOR 10 MORE YEARS SO THAT YOU LAME-BRAIN CONSERVATIVES COULD'VE HAD A SPIRITUAL LEADER WHOSE NAME ISN'T SYNONOMOUS WITH PUBIC HERR. BOTTOM LINE: WE ARE SMARTER, MORE ENTERTAINING, AND EVEN BETTER AT YOUR BELOVED DABAIT THAN YOU. THE HATERZ HAVE NOTHING ON US.


GRAND HUSTLE

www.cross-x.com/vb/showthread.php?t=940519
www.cross-x.com/evazon/product.php?id=10155
Someday I'm going to join the cross-x forum, and them.

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I'm a Discordian. (When I really have to be something anyway. )

Heute die Weld, Morgan das Sonnensystem!!

--A

Fliegende Kinderschiesse!

My german's rusty.

Just be careful with Discordianism. It's Suprise Zen, in the manner of that SNL Skit about Suprise Sex.

Also, quoting one of the founders, "If I'd realised what was going to happen all those years ago, I would have picked Venus instead."

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--A