..Bally...who?

Post by **Juan Valdez** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:23 am

..*eh eh eh hem*...

...the incompetent ninny is a spry...lie...told.be those who abide by...the tenets of Todd...

Todd...is odd...for none other..than....Gohd?

For..all fools..are wise...when..all are fools...

TO..BE...SURE!! HA!...not to be confused with SHURE...a most excellent brand...of audio..paraphernalia..

...fond of the mic...am I?..... ROW PHONE!!!

The boat moves...with greater urgency...

Nigh..the fronds of mystic palms..I find myself amid the ...

GOLF COURSE.!... tie? grrr...

These are not fronds....but woods...HAH!

.....where ever there shall be truth...there shall be VALDEZ!!!....note...NOT...of the Exxon variety...in light of recent events..I find it incumbent upon me to make..this distinction ......in the same way one wishes their windows....to be...

In other words...TRANSPARENT....

..Children...with matches should be encouraged to experiment...for in what other way may we...with little personal guilt..separate the proverbial wheat...from that very same chaff?

So...run along children...!!!..for... If you extinguish the flame on your shirt...you ignite the ember of competence....

I..should hope my..primary care physician...pilot...lawyer...friend...librarian...plumer.....et....set...RAH..was one such child..that when confronted with the choice..of self immolation...or...stopping...dropping..and rolling....was..informed...or intelligent...or merely instinctually shrewed enough to choose the latter...

...do we not OWE it to our future generations?...to ensure..the highest order...of the least idiocy?...

...bugs...should NEVER..be trusted...though the bumble take the lions share of my enmity.....

Dan..of lion...hates...FOR..me.....

kind fellow ..that... I wot?

Or...perhaps...wager...not to be confused with the employ of a canines tail...

Jelly..in pairs...but never in pears.... One may safely combine strawberry..and grape...but..he who recieves a gelatinous pear..would do well to discard at his or her earliest convenience....how?...EVER...NEVER..in sight of he who hath wrought it's presence upon thee...

1. ..you may..offend them...
2. ..they may seek you harm...and it is wise to leave them unaware of the extent of their success.....for WHY..would one deliver an unsavory pear to a friend?

...food poisoning...is a terrible thing...but oddly...a VERY GOOD thing...to waste....

...WOT....Wheel...Of....

....Don't...truly.....don't.....the degree and scope of inconsequential babble...puts even..the legend that....IS...EYE...to...shay.m...

...Pat..the worth...bestrode his girth...with...fiendish...folly....
Finding....faith..he..fell...abreast of a cat....

Fuzz...should.not..be contenanced...

.wipe...the floor...do not ignore..the hazard...your feline has bore...

....I leave..you...with these words...

Trolly....Linguist.....Fellow-pee'in....(ha) ......enucleation...*shudder*

I....exist..

-Juan de Valdez

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:33 am

Hi Juan.

High One?

Post by **aliantha** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 3:52 pm

Fist and Faith wrote:Hi Juan.

High One?

Lordy! Don't *you* start!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:24 pm

aliantha wrote:
Fist and Faith wrote:Hi Juan.

High One?
Lordy! Don't *you* start!

You asked for, nay, demanded more posts in this forum, so I feel NO pity for you whatsoever.

Post by **Savor Dam** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:12 pm

Ballyhoo? Nah, fish or cut bait!

Bali Hai? Now you're talking!

Rodgers and Hammerstein wrote:Most people live on a lonely island,

Lost in the middle of a foggy sea.

Most people long for another island,

One where they know they will like to be.

Bali Ha'i may call you,

Any night, any day,

In your heart, you'll hear it call you:

'Come away...Come away.'

Bali Ha'i will whisper

In the wind of the sea:

'Here am I, your special island!

Come to me, come to me!'

Your own special hopes,

Your own special dreams,

Bloom on the hillside

And shine in the streams.

If you try, you'll find me

Where the sky meets the sea.

'Here am I your special island

Come to me, Come to me.'

Bali Ha'i,

Bali Ha'i,

Bali Ha'i!

Someday you'll see me floatin' in the sunshine,

My head stickin' out from a loaf nighin' cloud,

You'll hear me call you,

Singin' through the sunshine,

Sweet and clear as can be:

'Come to me, here am I, come to me.'

If you try, you'll find me

Where the sky meets the sea.

'Here am I your special island

Come to me, Come to me.'

Bali Ha'i,

Bali Ha'i,

Bali Ha'i!

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:37 am

<seems - that, this @... & need's / more! punctuation?>

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:06 am

Oh gods...Sgt Null meets Juan Valdez. :LOLS:

--A

Post by **Seareach** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 5:24 am

Juan Valdez you rock my world!!

Post by **aliantha** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:32 pm

___ wrote:
aliantha wrote:
Fist and Faith wrote:Hi Juan.

High One?
Lordy! Don't *you* start!
You asked for, nay, demanded more posts in this forum, so I feel NO pity for you whatsoever.

I did, didn't I? Just another example of "Be careful what you wish for..."

SD, I broke into "Honeybun" while I was making dinner last night, and Batty and Magickmaker looked at me as if I'd lost my mind. Clearly I neglected their classical education...

Post by **Lord Mhoram** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:00 am

Aw yeah. Juan resurfaces.

Post by **sgt.null** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 3:07 am

Avatar wrote:Oh gods...Sgt Null meets Juan Valdez.

--A

i am and always will be above and beyond such suchness.

i am and always Willoughby Kipling.

did juan run ashore Alaska???

Kevin's Watch

Kevin's Watch

..Bally...who?

..Bally...who?