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what would you rather

lumpy gruel
2
20%
ketchup straight from the bottle
1
10%
vegemite on toast
3
30%
a single stick of celery
3
30%
juicy grubs
1
10%
 
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please sir can i have some more??

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ok, your locked in foul's dungeon and the big, fat lumbering cave-weight prison guard brings you your first meal for a week. what would you rather??
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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vegemite on toast

something i actually have eaten. a friend from Australia sent some.
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A poor imitation of Marmite, that's all. ;)

If I had to choose from that list, I'd probably choose the same though, assuming I can't bash the jailers head in with a rock and roast bits of him over the flickering torches.

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Marmite, but Parwill.
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celery anyone????
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.

I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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I picked the grubs. I'm sure they'd taste like chicken.
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I'd order whatever I wanted. It's my freaking dungeon!
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that moss in the corner may be yummy.
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I'd have to go with vegemite on toast, because it seems the most filling. I'd be pretty hungry after a week.
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Plus both vegemite and marmite actually taste good. But OK, that's comming from a man who eats pigs head terrine at Christmas.
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do i hear anyone for ketchup????

its got to be better than grubs no???
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I vote ketchup!
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a spicy mustard would go better with the grubs i think.
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well thats just not an option. :lol:
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i then bribe the guard for some some mustard for that moss for me and for the grubs for you. of course I use Tazzy as the bribe. and Tazzy has to go off with the nice jailer now.
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bah, the Clown union will never allow that. erm, need to make sure my dues are caught up.
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I'd scrape of the vegemite and eat the toast. :)
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Welcome to the mystery page. kick.
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Post by mrsnull »

What's in the lumpy guel?

Oatmeal?

Sarge, tell them about the loaf you used to make for the really good boys at the prison.

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