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by Marv » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:33 pm
ok, your locked in foul's dungeon and the big, fat lumbering cave-weight prison guard brings you your first meal for a week. what would you rather??
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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by sgt.null » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:50 pm
vegemite on toast
something i actually have eaten. a friend from Australia sent some.
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by Avatar » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:19 am
A poor imitation of Marmite, that's all.
If I had to choose from that list, I'd probably choose the same though, assuming I can't bash the jailers head in with a rock and roast bits of him over the flickering torches.
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by sgt.null » Wed Dec 21, 2005 5:47 am
Marmite, but Parwill.
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by Marv » Thu Dec 22, 2005 9:51 pm
celery anyone????
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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by Nathan » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:34 pm
I picked the grubs. I'm sure they'd taste like chicken.
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by Worm of Despite » Thu Dec 22, 2005 10:49 pm
I'd order whatever I wanted. It's my freaking dungeon!
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by sgt.null » Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:32 am
that moss in the corner may be yummy.
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by Lady Revel » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:15 am
I'd have to go with vegemite on toast, because it seems the most filling. I'd be pretty hungry after a week.
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by Prebe » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:40 am
Plus both vegemite and marmite actually taste good. But OK, that's comming from a man who eats pigs head terrine at Christmas.
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by Marv » Fri Dec 23, 2005 11:14 pm
do i hear anyone for ketchup????
its got to be better than grubs no???
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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by sgt.null » Sun Dec 25, 2005 3:57 am
a spicy mustard would go better with the grubs i think.
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by Marv » Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:07 pm
well thats just not an option.
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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by sgt.null » Mon Dec 26, 2005 1:44 am
i then bribe the guard for some some mustard for that moss for me and for the grubs for you. of course I use Tazzy as the bribe. and Tazzy has to go off with the nice jailer now.
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by Marv » Mon Dec 26, 2005 3:53 pm
husband to a murdered wife
father to a murdered son
i shall have my vengance Null in this life or the next!!
It'd take you a long time to blow up or shoot all the sheep in this country, but one diseased banana...could kill 'em all.
I didn't even know sheep ate bananas.
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by sgt.null » Mon Dec 26, 2005 8:27 pm
bah, the Clown union will never allow that. erm, need to make sure my dues are caught up.
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by Warmark » Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:37 pm
I'd scrape of the vegemite and eat the toast.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
We're going nowhere slowly, but we're seeing all the sights.
And we're definitely going to hell, but we'll have all the best stories to tell.
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by sgt.null » Mon Dec 26, 2005 11:19 pm
Welcome to the mystery page. kick.
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by mrsnull » Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:32 am
What's in the lumpy guel?
Oatmeal?
Sarge, tell them about the loaf you used to make for the really good boys at the prison.
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