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do you ever have a motivation problem like that?

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What Books CAN'T you get started reading?

Post by duchess of malfi »

Am I alone in sometimes just not being able to start a book/series? :oops: :oops: :oops:

Someone gave me a whole set of the Otherland series by Tadd Williams, and even though I like Williams's other books, I just can't bring myself to get started.

I see those four huge paperbacks just sitting there waiting to be read...and I look at them and just can't being myself to open them. :oops: :oops: :oops:
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I had a real tough time starting the Malazon series; hard enough that I gave up halfway through Gardens. (sorry Lucimay!)
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I had that with the Gap for a while, and certainly with Lord of the Rings.
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Recently, I'd read plays for about 3 months, and when I started to read a novel I just couldn't get into it for a while because by its very nature, it's slower-paced textwise than a play.
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The Dark Tower series and the Da Vinci Code.
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i'm currently on stand-by on the dark tower series. the quality of them seems to fluctuate so wildly. really enjoyed it up to wizard and glass which i loved in parts but not in others(talk about slow!!), but found Wolves of the Calla downright tedious. *shoots Oy in the back of the head!*

i will start again at some point if only to find out if they ever get to the bloody tower and the source of the beam or whatever.
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Yeah, I have a motivation problem with books. A book will excite me in the store, and I'll buy it...but then, once I have it in my possession, I tend to lose the urge to start reading it right away. Which is why I'm a very reluctant book shopper these days: I feel guilty enough as it is over the backlog of unread books I already have.

On the other hand, I have no trouble with music. I'll buy a CD and eagerly listen to it as soon as I get it home. Same with DVD's. I guess I'm just not as willing to invest in the longer time needed to read a book. That wasn't an issue in my younger (and more carefree) years when I was a faster reader.

At the end of the day, it still depends on the book. The odd book will come along that I will immediately begin reading and be completely absorbed right to the end.

A co-worker loaned me LOTR back in December, but I procrastinated til around February before starting to read it. At first I was quite enjoying Fellowship, in Tolkien's charming description of the hobbits and their background history. However, once the story actually began, I soon stopped reading and haven't been able to get back into the proper mood for LOTR. I found myself getting annoyed with Tolkien's way of handling speech.

"Sam!" Frodo cried.

"Gandalf!" Frodo cried.

"Pippin!" Frodo cried. "Why am I constantly yelling at people!?"
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I found myself getting annoyed with Tolkien's way of handling speech.
Agreed, I've never been able to get through Hobbit or Fellowship.

Gates of Fire - I am going to make a 2nd attempt, because I promised Brinn that I would.

It took 2 tries to get through Dune.

I put The Real Story down halfway through, and I've never picked it up again.
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Post by Damelon »

The Da Vinci Code. Bought it when I saw it out in paperback, but haven't been able to get more than 50 pages into it.
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The Da Vinci Code for me aswell.
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Damelon wrote:The Da Vinci Code. Bought it when I saw it out in paperback, but haven't been able to get more than 50 pages into it.
Yeah, I keep meaning to get into it; because I hear loads of appraising reviews and opinions from people I know... but I'm either too busy or too lazy.
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Never been a problem for me really. Not starting anyway. If it's really bad, I'll quit half-way, but getting started isn't an issue. :D

The Hobbit Dlb? Are you serious? Try reading it aloud to your kids...(maybe when they're a little older, but not much. (Can't remember how old they are... 4 & 6?) It's a great book to read aloud. Get them started young. ;)

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I can't get started on the Earthsea Quartet.
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Loremaster wrote:I can't get started on the Earthsea Quartet.
I still have the fourth one to read.
But if you're all about the destination, then take a fucking flight.
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Mirror of Her Dreams. I've tried. I've failed.
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Cail wrote:Mirror of Her Dreams. I've tried. I've failed.
*shakes head* :ct14:

You'd love it! :D Great book. I hope you try having another go sometime soon. :)
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I've been unable to get into Mirror of Her Dreams, either, the only SRD book with that problem for me. I'll try again one of these days.

I took three attempts to get into David Wingrove's Chung Kuo series, then read seven straight volumes!!

I just recently overcame my phobia of the massive Cryptonomicon, by Neal Stephenson, oft considered, never begun, and managed to read it in two and half weeks.
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I cannot get through Land Of Unreason; it's ust too silly. I think I filled my silliness quotia by book 5 of Xanth, way back when i was a wee lad. Anyway, I plowed on to about page 40, but I think I'd rather burn the book than get to page 41.
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Post by Usivius »

Dang! Mirror of her Dreams is my favourite! (oh well)

I have tried numerous times to get through 'The Tales of Genji' with no success.

I am surprised at the number of people who can't get through Davinci Code. It is such a simple read and a good "page-turner". I'm not saying he is a "great writer" but he finally honed his pop-craft with this one.
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Post by Cail »

That surprised me too. The DaVinci code was (to me) ultralight fluff. I flew through it, then promptly forgot most of it.
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