Well, seeing as I've possessed quite a few people, some being kids (they have a weaker resistance factor), I've got stories too. First thing you need to know about Ravers and Ravelings is that we've found new power, namely time travel. Once, I possessed the kid of an Earl or Duke or something dumb l...

Yes. It is, in fact, something a very Evil person would do. Poor Gabe. Got an evil mum.

Uh.... I'll just take your word for it on that.

Umm.... I'm Moksha Foul. Simple as that. This is my real name, and when people see my credit cards, they look at me like I'm insane. MOK-sha Foul. Yep. Real vote winner there, alright.

Indeed, it wouldn't! After all, I've no reason to harm/hate trees now. We Fouls aren't stupid , you know. *sigh* You may've met my nephew, Leo. He goes out into the forests every day, trying to get the attention of a Forestal. He wants to be one. Turiya has polluted Sam's mind with stories of wood n...

Teen Titans? That's a cartoon....

<<<Never touched a comic book in my life.

Um... Seeing as I haven't mastered the toaster yet, I haven't sent any emails to anyone. Much less anyone famous.

Yes, it awes you, doesn't it?

That's basically what you do here, only you can also have a big, cushy office chair. Not to mention the servants.... Some of them are demonesses, imported directly from Satan.

Oh! You must've been high on tea when you got that tatoo!

"Tea is for girls."
"But... Men drink tea!"
"Yeah, it's called 'coffee'."

Well, first off, all Fouls! Even the ones who changed their names to infiltrate the enemy pillow-forts.

Second off, the Creators, who are so pathetic that they make all us Fouls laugh.

Third off, CovJr, that Leper Fairy chick, and my brother-in-law-soon-to-be-removed, Durris.

Yeah, but you always ended up hitting us with a baseball bat. Turiya was a boy back then. He/she/it ran away screaming at the sight of a ball.

So, my Lord, are you going to come and assume Office now?

*fake-roars, and throws fire at the sand castle* You've been attacked by a dragon!

Welcome new people! :) Because that's what she asked for in lieu of an engagement ring, brother-in-law dear. Turiya Foul wanted to marry you? 8O Now there's a scary thought. Even scarier than Sam with spiky hair. So, tell me, if you two are married, why did my beloved sister never mention you? Is it...

I know. It wasn't very nice though.

*sigh* Even if you are mean, glad to be here.

Durris, I repeat, why do you have a heart-shaped tatoo with my sister's name on it on your backside?

*looks at the two haruchai* I was only trying to be nice. No one ever stops to think that I might be trying to be nice. You're all a bunch of calloused meanies! Now, kindly explain why you have a tatoo of a heart with my sister's name in it on your rear?

*blinks at tiny text* Oh, lovely.

Hmm.... Well, considering that you deserted Turi and all of us, we're not too happy. Let's melt stuff! *runs about throwing fire at playground equipment* Satan, I'll take that job you wanted me to do now, seeing as I'm doing it! Satan: Well, you certainly have a flare for tha Job, not like Me of cou...