1 day not counting this one.
2017 will be awesome.
The first cloned T-rex will walk the Earth and run amok.
Santa Claus will be discovered on the North Pole by accident.
First contact with an alien civilization from another planet but only moments before said planet is vaporized by its sun going nova.
It will be discovered that eating food causes aging in humans.
Bacon wrapped hot dogs will become a nationwide obsession.
The new dance craze will be "The Sausage".
A major earthquake will occur in Southern California however there will be only minor damage and an ancient alien spacecraft will be unearthed with the shocking likeness of Al Gore painted on the side.
A new season will be created called Bummer that occurs for only three days between Summer and Fall.
The dollar bill will be changed to feature a lifelike three dimensional interactive George Washington who speaks in 12 different languages including Klingon.
Saturn will lose its rings. Astronomers and astrophysicists will be stumped.
Ford will introduce a new model mid sized sedan called the "Schmuck" which will out sell every other make and model in the history of the automotive industry.
Pizza will become the new standard for Thanksgiving dinner.
There will be a revolution in computer technology and smart phone interactivity as "The Bug" is introduced by Microsoft which will be a small device you insert as a suppository which connects via the users intestinal tract.
And that's just a few random thoughts clouding my brain. Imagine what else there's going to be.
There's lots to look forward to guys.
