What's the common denominator here at KevinsWatch?

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 10:51 pm

So many bad words...

Post by **ChoChiyo** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:11 am

My bad.

I said the "F" word in a car with my mom, brother, sis-in-law, and 2 year old nephew. We came upon a nasty bit of road construction that was incredibly convoluted and difficult to navigate.

I said, "What a cluster F***!"

My brother smacked me, and from the back seat piped a high two-year-old voice, "Kwuster F***!"

Didn't live that one down any time soon....

Post by **Creator** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:43 am

My daughter (now 17) was three and sitting on a couch with dad quietly playing with her doll. Suddenly, as my wife went by, we heard her say "F***ing kid!". I turned by head. My wife stopped in mid-stride. I asked her what she said. She repeated "F***ing kid"! I asked her why she was saying that and she said her dolly was being bad. I asked her where she heard that and she said innocently, "that's what mom says!". Needless to say my wife was mortified!

My wife said she thought she was muttering quietly under her breath - however, little kids have awsome hearing!! (unless your call them for chores or meals!

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Post by **Kymbierlee** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:24 am

however, little kids have awsome hearing!! (unless your call them for chores or meals! )

No kidding! I muttered "F*** it " under my breath while I was driving a few weeks ago, and my daughter pipes up from behind me "F*** it! F*** it, F*** it ,F*** F***F***it" Now I can't even curse under my breath.... what's a mom with potty mouth to do ?

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 4:47 am

When I was little I asked my mom if f*** was a cuss word... it sounded so funny that I couldn't believe it when my friend told me.

Post by **SoulQuest1970** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:32 pm

Creator wrote:It is interesting to see new "F" words being created. I believe the new Battlestar Galactica uses "frack". I mean the military swears; so innovate new swear words!! LOL

Um, you will find in the original Battlestar they used "frack"... also "felgerkarp". It is not new to this series.

Post by **SoulQuest1970** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:56 pm

When Alex was 3, we got to my parents' house. My mom was not nice nor is now due to Alzhiemers. Alex had not been aware of where we were until we were walking up to the door. She stopped and said, "Oh, sh**. Not Meemaws." Sias and I froze and were not sure how to respond without laughing. Sias (my ex) showed a wise, inciteful moment and handled it so well. He said, "Alex, I am glad you were able to use a new word grammatically correct in a sentance, but grown ups don't like hearing words like that out of sweet little mouths." She thought about it and said, "Ok." She never said it again.

Also when she was 3 her cousin (also ADHD) was over (she was 5) and she was a royal terror back then. I admit she had this one coming. I was in Calli's floor folding laundry while she played with her baby gym and my neice came running in panting. I asked her what? She said, "Alex called me a bad word." She was so shocked. I asked her what word did she call her. She timidly looked around for fear of saying the word, then whispered, "She called me.... a**hole." I tried very hard not to laugh or crack a smile. I said I didn't think Alex knew that word. I called Alex and she casually strolled into the room and if she had known how to whistle she would have been. I aksed her if she called her cousin a name. She said so sweely, "Yes." I asked what she called her. She said, "I called her <nose crinkling up so cute> a****hooooole." I really had to work to hold it in now. I said nice and calm, "Alex, we do not say mean or hurtful words to our friend, family, the people we love." She said, "Ok" and apologized to her cousin. As soon as they left the room I closed the door, buried my face in the laundry and busted out laughing. She got that word from my mom.

Post by **___** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:21 pm

...and that's the common denominator here. All our kids cuss.

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:26 pm

We might of just found it...

Post by **___** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:31 pm

We? I don't recall you helping.....

Post by **Queeaqueg** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:39 pm

I said that we all sware...

Post by **NOWgirl** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:00 pm

The word you're looking for is "Swear".

Post by **Thomas Covenant** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:13 pm

Does my ring work in the matrix?

Perhaps our common denominator is that we all exist. Or perhaps not.

Post by **Creator** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 12:31 am

Thomas Covenant wrote:Does my ring work in the matrix?

Perhaps our common denominator is that we all exist. Or perhaps not.

Red pill or blue pill?

Post by **Avatar** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:20 am

Perhaps we are all simply figments of each others imagination?

This should be interesting: Who is imagining whom here?

--Avatar

Post by **[Syl]** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 1:08 pm

Since I'm just about the only admitted solipsist here, I say I'm imagining all of you.

Post by **___** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:43 pm

Thomas Covenant wrote:Does my ring work in the matrix?

My guess is that it does, but seeing as how getting into the Matrix is not a simple matter of falling down and bumping one's head on a rattlesnake, it is likely you'll never get there.

Post by **Worm of Despite** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 5:18 pm

Sylvanus wrote:Since I'm just about the only admitted solipsist here, I say I'm imagining all of you.

I agree.

Post by **Avatar** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:39 am

Sylvanus wrote:Since I'm just about the only admitted solipsist here, I say I'm imagining all of you.

I've long since gotten over my hard-core solipsism, and now I think that only some people are real, and between them, they share the task of imagining the rest of the world.

So chances are that only most of you are figments of sombodies imagination.

--Avatar

Post by **The Leper Fairy** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:44 am

I'm a freaking awesome figment!

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