Toast.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:15 am

if the toast gets burnt i will eat it. the wife will make new toast.

Post by **Rincewind** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:36 am

1:30 all the way

Post by **Gil galad** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:57 am

I thnk most of us agree that 1:45 is about right

I definitly dont like my toast burnt, i'll just throw it out rather than scrape it.

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 2:32 am

Is this nuts?!?!?!?!??? I'm 1:45 also! Some kind of species-wide genetic predisposition??

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:17 am

or mediocrity?

2 minutes rule!

Post by **lucimay** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:48 am

SEE!!! i'm not the ONLY one interested in TOAST around here!

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:50 am

we shall create a war council and convert those of the pale toast. will you join us Lucimay?

Post by **Sorus** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:39 am

Somewhere between 1:45 and 2:15. Depends on what kind of bread it is.

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:45 am

I turn the knob to the middle and put my trust in the toaster gods.Now eggo's on the other hand,I have found that they turn out best if midway thrue the toasting,you pop them up and rotate them so that they toast evenly.

Post by **Avatar** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:45 am

between 1:00 and 1:45 at the outside. I like mine to have the properties of bread, not carbon.

Over-cooking anything should be a crime.

--A

Post by **lucimay** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:18 am

i think the toast preference is a case of user created reality, Fist.

1:45 seems the average...

however, several good points were made...bread-type is a major factor,
for instance..
salt risen bread should border 2 min.
whereas wonder bread just can't take that kinda heat
rye should be good and toasty, close to 2:29
and bagels and english muffins should be damned crispy

and then there's machines...ah, toasters...

and toaster ovens! a whole different animal!

i love toast.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 10:00 am

raisin toast with butter, yummy!

Post by **lucimay** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 5:32 pm

raisen toast! yummae indeed! slathered in RB!!
raisen toast should also tend toward the darker side...

darth raisen toast: "Join me Wonder toast! Together we could RULE the universe!"

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 7:34 pm

english muffins are my favorite. and with raisins they rock my world. and i need a jar of marshmallow fluff.
www.marshmallowfluff.com/htm/welcome.shtml

Post by **FizbansTalking_Hat** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 11:52 pm

Haha I love how technical this thread has become. It's toast people. Hahaha. Cheers.

Post by **danlo** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 12:17 am

sgt wrote:we shall create a war council and convert those of the pale toast

Jihad?

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 1:07 am

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Post by **lucimay** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:09 am

yeah toast!

Post by **Sorus** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:24 am

Lucimay wrote:and bagels and english muffins should be damned crispy

Post by **Fist and Faith** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:57 am

sgtnull wrote:english muffins are my favorite. and with raisins they rock my world. and i need a jar of marshmallow fluff.
www.marshmallowfluff.com/htm/welcome.shtml

Fluff truly is one of humanity's greatest inventions.
-It's SOOOO much better on hot chocolate than whipped cream.
-The fudge recipe on the container truly IS "never fail."
-Fluffernutter sandwiches are... Dear God...

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Toast.