Oh, the horror...
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Oh, the horror...
Is nothing sacred?!
www.imdb.com/title/tt0450345/
The original was one of only three or so films that have made a significant impression on me. It was, quite simply, a work of art. And now...this. *outrage*
While we're on the topic of potential travesties (I may be a little late mentioning this, but meh) we have this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/
Video game adaptations never work. Ever.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0450345/
The original was one of only three or so films that have made a significant impression on me. It was, quite simply, a work of art. And now...this. *outrage*
While we're on the topic of potential travesties (I may be a little late mentioning this, but meh) we have this:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0384537/
Video game adaptations never work. Ever.
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No NOTHing is sacred in holly wood.
Even crappy movies: Did we really NEED a reamke of the Shaggy Dog?
I saw that there's a Charlottes web movie in the works--I guess Hollywood doesn't want kids to read anymore!
Even crappy movies: Did we really NEED a reamke of the Shaggy Dog?
I saw that there's a Charlottes web movie in the works--I guess Hollywood doesn't want kids to read anymore!
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How many remakes are better than the original?
My gut feeling says not very many...
I cannot think of any off the top of my head, but there must be some, or why would the studios keep making so many of them?
Or is it just something they do hoping to capture a built-in audience?
Well, perhaps remakes of science fiction movies reflecting better special effects every few decades?

My gut feeling says not very many...
I cannot think of any off the top of my head, but there must be some, or why would the studios keep making so many of them?


Well, perhaps remakes of science fiction movies reflecting better special effects every few decades?

There have been some excellent remakes. I'm thinking of John Carpenter's The Thing, and the '70s remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
But yeah, the gem/crap ratio is way off.
But yeah, the gem/crap ratio is way off.
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i polled my husband cause i couldn't think of any good remakes and the only one he could come up with was Cape Fear...
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where they get upset about the [size of my]
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have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Charlie & The Chocolate Factory was a good one.
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Yeah, Cape Fear's another good one. I'd say the Eastwood westerns which are basically Samurai movie remakes are quite good too.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." - PJ O'Rourke
_____________
"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
_____________
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
OH! yeah!!!! The Magnificent Seven!!! remake of Kurasawa's Seven Samuri. it's been too long since i've seen it...can't remember if it was good or not.Cail wrote:Yeah, Cape Fear's another good one. I'd say the Eastwood westerns which are basically Samurai movie remakes are quite good too.
ps...dAN...i've never seen either Chocolate Factory movies.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~
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Remakes
Remake that many consider better than the original (or cetainly just as good) Farewell, my lovely, 1975 starring Robert Mitchum, and based on Raymond Chandler's novel of the same name. The novel was originally brought to the cinema as Murder, my sweet, 1944, starring Dick Powell and directed by Edward Dmytryk.
I think Body Heat was a great remake of Double Indemnity.
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
_____________
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"Men and women range themselves into three classes or orders of intelligence; you can tell the lowest class by their habit of always talking about persons; the next by the fact that their habit is always to converse about things; the highest by their preference for the discussion of ideas." - Charles Stewart
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"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison
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The Remake of LOTR was pretty good.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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