What does Valentines Day, mean for you?
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DukkhaWaynhim
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Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
God, that felt good.
God, that felt good.
When the man with a 45 meets the man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if it's true.
Emotional Leopard wrote:Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
Whoa, I'm impressed, I couldn't say that at all, much less if I was fighting down a fur ball. And btw, turn on the lights!
God, that felt good.
Has anyone seen my keys?
Darn straight they do. Ready for some more dirty talk?
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
When the man with a 45 meets the man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if it's true.
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Menolly
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...oh my g-ds...oh my g-ds...oh my g-ds...Emotional Leopard wrote:Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.
God, that felt good.
That was perfect.
I'm sure it was the ACME perfume Wylie wore...that stuff will drive you off a cliff!thefirst wrote:While I salute Monsieur Le Pew, I recall a certain Wylie Coyote waving a sign saying "This Stinks"
When the man with a 45 meets the man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol is a dead man. Let's see if it's true.