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Just as well, I'm horribly stubborn
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For my wife and I, Valentine's Day is a special day where we treat each other to professional, side-by-side, full body massages.

So much better than candy; there is no comparison.

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"Thread drift is inevitable"
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Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.




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Emotional Leopard wrote:Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Whoa, I'm impressed, I couldn't say that at all, much less if I was fighting down a fur ball. And btw, turn on the lights!



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Hey, you messed up the quotes! That means you're not perfect!
That means I have a chance here!!!!
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My occasional imperfections, only make me more appealing.
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Darn straight they do. Ready for some more dirty talk?

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Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
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Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
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Now that's scandalous! You'd better watch it, this is a PG-13 forum
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And the entertainment continues. . . :D
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thefirst wrote:And btw, turn on the lights!
To quote the incomparable Pepe Le Pew: "One nice thing eez, the game of love eez never called on account of darkness."
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While I salute Monsieur Le Pew, I recall a certain Wylie Coyote waving a sign saying "This Stinks"
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Emotional Leopard wrote:Stubborn, eh? Man, you're the complete package, aren't you? I have to tell you, I haven't felt this way about a woman in a long time; I don't know, maybe it's because the divorce was so painful, maybe it's because it's rarely so dark that I actually have to feel about to know what part goes where; I'm blabbering, aren't I? I can't help it; it's just that I need to say this, and it's so difficult to say. So, please forgive me if I blubber a bit, but what I'm trying to say is (takes deep breath) Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, it would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter-- that would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter, better than her bitter butter, and she baked it in her batter, and the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.




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thefirst wrote:While I salute Monsieur Le Pew, I recall a certain Wylie Coyote waving a sign saying "This Stinks"
I'm sure it was the ACME perfume Wylie wore...that stuff will drive you off a cliff!
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I believe it's the Essence of Roadrunner that they put in it
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thefirst wrote:I believe it's the Essence of Roadrunner that they put in it
Well, scratch one valentine's gift idea.....
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As you're a leopard, I was thinking of getting you one of those little heart shaped boxes with chocolate Bugs Bunnies in it, but maybe I should save that idea for Halloween
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For some reason, chocolate bunnies taste best around Easter.
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That depends on how you skewer them
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Heh, thank you for helping me put the massacre back in Valentine's day, you lovely thing you!
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