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dANdeLION
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You know, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I started this thread, but it sure is funnuy.
Dandelion don't tell no lies
Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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Dandelion will make you wise
Tell me if she laughs or cries
Blow away dandelion
I'm afraid there's no denying
I'm just a dandelion
a fate I don't deserve.
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jacob Raver, sinTempter
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Clint. Foul's got nothin.
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Clint to Foul: "Have you ever summoned someone to the Land, that you've realized you shouldn't have f&^$ed with? Well, I'm that man."jacob Raver, sinTempter wrote:Clint. Foul's got nothin.
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"If you summon someone to the Land, you better get a good look at him."
"Vultures need to eat, same as the Worm."
Yeah, Clint would utterly destroy Foul...he wouldn't even need white gold.
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Govern the reasoning creature, man.
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jacob Raver, sinTempter
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lol...
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said Clint, as he pulled out his Staff .45
"Do you feel lucky, punk?" said Clint, as he pulled out his Staff .45
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amanibhavam
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How come no one has thought of sending Chuck Norris to the Land... it would be a pretty short book though.
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jacob Raver, sinTempter
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This would be the title and cover of what would be a very short story.
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jacob Raver, sinTempter
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LOL
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"Let my people alone!"
LOL
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"Let my people alone!"
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I was WAITING for the Chuckster to be mentioned. I couldn't believe he wasn't in the poll.amanibhavam wrote:How come no one has thought of sending Chuck Norris to the Land... it would be a pretty short book though.
How about Ice Cube?
Lord Foul: Down, Groveler!
Ice Cube: D**n, dawg! You know who you messin with?
*Pulls out late-model, oversized handgun, pam, pam, pam*
*thud offscreen*
Ice Cube: What are you lookin' at, you scrawny little cavewight?
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