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aliantha wrote:If that guy came near me, *his* warranty would be void, I can tell you that.
"The Cheat is GROUNDED! We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!"
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- I'm always all right.
- Is all right special Time Lord code for really not all right at all?
- You're all irresponsible fools!
- The Doctor: But we're very experienced irresponsible fools.
Totally fourded, but I tried not to look. (Don't have the heart/stomach for those kind of pics).
I did however like slash greatly appreciate Ali's mad threat.
I'm sorry I stole your hedgehog, Avatar. I actually didn't intend to but he curled up inside my pocket and I was halfway home before I realized he was there....
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
Umm... I was planning on giving Av this bunny named Fluffy secretly so he wouldn't notice his hedgehog missing... Oh and Av must have already been smoking the ban stick because he clearly told me his hedgehog was named Finneas.
I am very tempted to trade for the slow lorises. I've also got one of these, Sorus... or I could trade you the baby fruit bat I stole off Lucimay the last time I saw her, the bat's name is WhiskeyJack.... go figure...
He's very cuddly and loves to have his belly rubbed...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
Tempting me with kittens? Kittens are psychotic little monsters that chew on everything and bounce off the walls 25 hours a day and look at that little face, I'll take two.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?
I wasn't expecting two of the same - honestly I don't know what I was thinking, logic and common sense tend to fail me when the fuzzy-ometer passes a certain point.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?
OMG!!!! I'm squeeing. GORGEOUS. The black/grey/brown classic tabby has always been my favorite coat on a kitty. Be careful about posting pics because as you already know from this thread, I have a tendency to steal cute animals even from my friends...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
Heh, I don't think you would want to abduct Jherek. He was born feral, and he's also... not the brightest cat on the planet.
Jherek is terrified of strangers, and deals with his fear by making himself invisible. This is accomplished by sitting in a corner facing a wall, since if he can't see you, obviously you can't see him.
After a couple of minutes his invisibility field is secure enough that he can sneak a peek at you over his shoulder without becoming visible.
This is a problem, because people tend to stare at him even (or especially) when I warn them not to, and if you make eye contact he will full-on flip out.
Jherek can climb walls like an over-caffeinated squirrel.
Oh, a change is coming, feel these doors now closing
Is there no world for tomorrow, if we wait for today?
I must warn you, I have a weird magical affinity with animals. You have seen my dog mojo at work and Aliantha can attest to the fact that she told me her kitteh would probably hardly be seen but loved me quite quickly. At the reception after my uncle's funeral I was sitting and talking and this cat came out of nowhere and got all up in my lap and my grill and I was loving on him and he was purring like a lion and my aunt came into the room and about had a heart attack since the cat apparently didn't let anyone hug or touch him but my uncle and I have been known to scritch random dog ears and love on dogs I've never met before in the back of pickup trucks in parking lots...(My previous life in Oregon since we don't have rednecks in SF) and I have been known to scritch wild animals at multiple different zoos around the country by leaning over fences well against park rules as well as freak out the zoo employees by my weird animal karma so much that they don't kick me out but rather think it's cool. There was also the moment out at the Oregon Lava Bed park in Klamath Falls where I was petting this ground squirrel and I was sitting on the ground to the edge of a path and he was in my lap and then all of a sudden he gave some squeaky signal and it was like the ground boiled and I was covered in ground squirrels, big chipmonks really, all wanting my attention, I have witnesses to all of the listed events by the way, anyway. Then there was the summer when I was sixteen and spent it on my friend's farm and she was breeding thoroughbred/percheron cross horses and Sonje and now I forget the other horse mom's name would not let anyone get near the newborn foals and the foals were dancing out of the way when Heidi isolated them and I just walked into the pen and was able to walk right up to them and touch them at will. I think it is an instinctive ability that animals have that can sense that I just think they are beautiful and I mean them no harm. I seem to have the same sense thing with human babies. It doesn't work with every animal but more often than not...
Now if I could just find a way to wear live bees as jewelry all the time.....
i don't think tigger was a tiger at all, i think he was a clouded leopard baby...
seriously.
you're more advanced than a cockroach,
have you ever tried explaining yourself
to one of them?
~ alan bates, the mothman prophecies
i've had this with actors before, on the set,
where they get upset about the [size of my]
trailer, and i'm always like...take my trailer,
cause... i'm from Kentucky
and that's not what we brag about.
~ george clooney, inside the actor's studio
a straight edge for legends at
the fold - searching for our
lost cities of gold. burnt tar,
gravel pits. sixteen gears switch.
Haphazard Lucy strolls by.
~ dennis r wood ~