Saruman wouldn't be causing problems in the Shire after that, that's what would happen) Though it was good for the story purposes and sad in a way - I see Frodo's point there. "Saruman has been garroted," said the Forestal with a look of profound satisfaction. "Melenkurion," bre...

If Wildwood drank Ent-draught, how long would his beard grow?

Speaking of Ent-draught, we should definitely keep Ents and Giants away from each other. Who know what a drunk Ent would do?

I can think of nothing more frightening than an army of angry wild Huorns led by Caerroil Wildwood. Wildwood wouldn't have stopped at just flooding Isengard, oh my goodness no.

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Snoopy happydances with the Wraiths of Andelain at Banas Nimoram?

Kite Eating Tree == Hile Troy

Would Charlie Brown's Kite-eating Tree belong in Garroting Deep?

Just starting on The Power That Preserves... I think TC's Unbelief collapses in the third book partly because he isn't healed of leprosy upon arrival this time, and even retains the wounds he got from this world for quite a while, until the Unfettered One of Morinmoss heals him. I just got to that c...

img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Riyuen/fabulous.jpg Did I mention he sparkles? Holy Perkele, Amok's a vampire! 8O If I'd have to pick someone who gave the impression of preferring men to women, I'd say Mhoram. Yet since slash isn't really my thing, not rushing to type 100 pages of hawt TC/Mhoram/Sp...

Well, there's Amok. He sparkles and has gay hair. And he's young-looking. That's a big plus. ;) Amok sparkled with eagerness; visions seemed to caper in his gay hair. In answer, Amok bowed, shaking his head so that his gay hair danced like laughter about his head. -The Illearth War- img.photobucket....

Not to mention, the Ship is made of stone

Forget Revelstone, I wanna sail in that stone ship!

Well, to get back on topic, Amok talked like Jesus.

I suppose Christian readers got goosebumps at that point. "The Way and Door?"

But they would probably have guessed Amok's purpose before the Lords did- he's going to lead them somewhere!

As for possible Christian parallels/undertones/references in the Land, I thought it would be Amok. Like Jesus, Amok calls himself the Way and the Door to the greater mystery: the Seventh Ward. He is very obtuse about it until one of the Lords guesses that he is a guide. But Amok is not himself the ...

Not if Covenant draws on Saidin and Breaks the World first...

Oops wrong series.

As for possible Christian parallels/undertones/references in the Land, I thought it would be Amok. Like Jesus, Amok calls himself the Way and the Door to the greater mystery: the Seventh Ward. He is very obtuse about it until one of the Lords guesses that he is a guide. But Amok is not himself the s...

What if Covenant tries to rape Tumnus?

Think on that, and despair!

If Covenant hadn't raped Lena, and just delivered the message to Prothall, and the Quest retrieve the Staff of Law... If Elena hadn't been born, Mhoram would have been High Lord in the Illearth War, and wield the Staff of Law, and the Krill of Loric... It seems a lot of Foul's machinations hinged on...

High Lord Elena shut in Revelstone in a siege... I get the impression she is more than capable of a Ritual of Desecration. Hellfire! She might even open the gate herself and let the enemy in. Just to tap the extreme emotions of despair and see if she can blast everything away and win single handedly.

No cats either.


As for dogs, doesn't the word "roynish" mean barking sounds? The Waynhim take the place of dogs.


Now put down that bayamo, whatever a bayamo is. No really, I don't know what a bayamo is.

There is one rather good point in that article: the Haruchai.

Why not ask them, in addition to the 500 Bloodguard?

Why didn't more Haruchai come forth?

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even I remember that the haruchai were "strong-loined and prolific," and I'm not a major haruchai-nut.

(though if the guys are fighting to win her favor, that explains why the scene is not yet crowded with children.)

Haruchai pr0n! Yay!